Rocky Barnes Mountain Peaks and Crap Around the Web

February 22, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Mr. Skin’s weekly Top 10, Sam from iCarly all grown up, and more!

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Kate Upton Face Plants Off Rock Topless

February 14, 2018 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kate Upton might not have nabbed the cover of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition this year, but she is going viral for face-planting off a rock with no one there to catch her, which is kind of the dream if you think about it. Models have the most longevity in the industry when they create a brand […]

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Kate Upton Reveals Reason For #MeThree! Allegations

February 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kate Upton rocked half-empty Ohio malls everywhere when she came out with explosive sexual harassment allegations against Guess co-founder and current creative director Paul Marciano. The mastermind behind the official brand for Toledo sex parties hosted by overweight 30-something dental receptionists denied any wrongdoing or abuse of power while directing Upton in her five Guess […]

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Marciano Calls Kate Upton Liar For Assault Allegations

February 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kate Upton’s #MeToo moment is hitting a roadblock now that her alleged abuser, Guess creative director Paul Marciano, is clapping back, stating that Upton’s allegations are false and that she’s just a h8er due to getting the boot from Guess after he once deemed her as “looking terrible.” He really said that in his new […]

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Kate Upton’s #MeToo Statement Keeps Us Guess-ing

February 1, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

First off, whenever I see one of these videos of the pap smears encircling celebrities like a strobing biblical plague I want for them all to personally experience about 3/4th of the outcomes of Black Mirror episodes, before I suddenly remember that the celebrities get paid millions of dollars in return for being inconvenienced for five […]

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Elizabeth Hurley Bustily Ever After and Shit Around the Web

December 4, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Katy Perry does the worm, Top 10 nude scenes of the year, and more!

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Miss Universe Contenders and Shit Around the Web

November 22, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Twerking singers, chicks naked under aprons, and more!

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Chloe Khan Flotation Devices and Shit Around the Web

November 20, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Behind the scenes at Victoria’s Secret, boob tube boobs, and more!

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Kate Upton Permanently Removed From Single Lady Pool

November 6, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If her name is Kate and she takes her clothes off for pictures as her profession there’s a chance she’s highly attractive. First we had Kate Moss then life gave us Kate Upton. There was a glimmer of hope every time Upton got undressed that the status quo for being a model would mean you actually needed to be in shape and attractive.

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Selena Gomez Barney’s Plaything and Shit Around the Web

October 24, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kate Upton’s sexiest moments, Jordy Murray does Playboy, and more!

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