Delilah Belle Hamlin Makes Daddy Proud and Shit Around the Web

October 19, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Child stars all grown up, best horror movie nude scenes, and more!

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Kate Upton Swimsuit Model and Shit Around the Web

October 12, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Hot babes in bed sheets, famous painted breasts, and more!

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Iskra Lawrence Baby Blue Beauty and Shit Around the Web

August 21, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Mayweather/McGregor’s Corona Girls, Magdalena Frackowiak topless, and more!

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Kate Upton Gun Show and Shit Around the Web

June 30, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Anna Faris rocks a bikini, Yankee Doodle Boobies, and more!

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Vanity Fair Party Best Ten Minutes of the Night

February 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Vanity Fair chose not to cancel their annual party in favor of a corporate virtue signaling. You know Condé Nast was tempted. It may have to do with the big dollars in co-sponsorships sold to cover the cost of a swank affair that took over half of Beverly Hills in ginormous tents formed out of living swan wings. 

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Kate Upton and Sports Illustrated Reunited

February 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Shamelessly frame this as a bold faced promo. Fifty-one weeks a year it’s okay to mock Sports Illustrated for lacking sports and focusing entirely on illustrated. A simple name change to Airbrushed Titties in Paradise would solve the truth in advertising issue while simultaneously tripling sales.

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Kate Upton Does Marilyn Monroe For Love Magazine

January 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Retiring from the public eye at twenty-two because photos of you naked and covered in man seed leaked onto the Internet set many people against Kate Upton. The photos confused Upton’s insistence that the term “sex object” made her very uncomfortable.

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