Still on vacation in Ischia, Kelly Brook went swimming today, taking great care to not get her hair wet. As if there was a chance of that. Short of a cthulu attack or dropping her out of a plane,... READ MORE

Kelly Brook was having dinner (apparently without a bra) in Ischia, Italy, and it’s about god damn time that a paparazzi agency figured out that Kelly Brook pictures should be taken from above. Because I’m a simpleton obsessed with... READ MORE

Ischia (pronounced “ee-skyah”) is a volcanic island that lies off the western coast of Italy, at the northern end of the Gulf of Naples, about 18 miles from the city of Naples. It has a population of around 60,000.... READ MORE

Another good idea would be to take pictures of Kelly in a bikini made of cling wrap, or my semen, or to just cover my ears and babble really loudly while Kelly insists I never gave her a bikini... READ MORE

Kelly Brook really made the most of her time in Cannes yesterday. She started with the photo shoot in the phone booth (there are finally more pictures from that), then got on a boat in the same outfit, then... READ MORE

Physically perfect Kelly Brook was in Cannes today, wearing a bikini in a phone booth, because she’s one of the red hot local girls just waiting for your call. So why not give it a try, have fun and... READ MORE

All the photo agency said about these is, “Kelly Brook looks incredible in these blog pictures.” But she doesn’t have a blog (just a twitter and a website due next month), so it’s not all that clear where these... READ MORE

One advantage Kelly Brooks lingerie has over other brands of lingerie is that it’s modeled by Kelly Brook. That sly boots. I also like that she’s wearing high heels, because it makes me think that if she tried to... READ MORE

Kelly Brooks 2012 calendar might be the most disappointing one she’s ever done. She looks like she’s gained at least 15 pounds, which is sort of a problem because she’s not 40 feet tall. READ MORE

I have no idea who Leigh Francis is, but last night he sent a tweet to Kelly Brook asking, ‘Is this real Kelly brook or a dirty old hairy man pretending to be Kelly brook?” Shockingly, and I say... READ MORE