GOATWATCH 2007 is still in high gear, where we chart people in Hollywood who look like goats, but we may have to shut it down because Kim Kardashian and her giant ass are the only ones on the list. ... READ MORE

E! had planned on replacing "the Simple Life" with a clone starring Kelly Osbourne and Kimberly Stewart, but after seeing some raw footage, decided that shit was too boring.  So they got one of the most electrifying entertainers in... READ MORE

When this chick first showed up I thought she was kinda hot, but then one day it dawned on me she looks like a goat.  And I don't mean a little bit like a goat, I mean she looks... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian and her diseased womb walked the red carpet Saturday night at a benefit for the Nicole Brown Foundation, and I'll trust you to use your own creative profanity here, but if it doesn't sound like "selfish" and... READ MORE

This is gonna push the limits of the phrase "celebrity cat fight", because this story has all the star power of an Omaha car show, but apparently Haylie Duff and Kim Kardashian have been bitching each other out on... READ MORE

I don’t know what I was expecting, but this thing may officially kill the novelty of the “celebrity” sex tape.  Not only is it boring, but the chick in it is only a celebrity because she has a celebrity... READ MORE

Three explicit 30 second clips from the Kim Kardashian sex tape have now made their way online, which you can find on Brightcove here. And I guess these will be pretty popular, but good luck drawing more people then... READ MORE

Attorneys for Kim Kardashian plan to take legal action to prevent the release of a homemade sex tape featuring Kardashian and her ex-boyfriend, singer Ray J.  Kardashian, 26, insists she has "nothing to do" with the tapes being made... READ MORE

The sex tape that didn’t exist and if it did certainly wasn’t for sale has been sold to Vivid Entertainment and will be on the market February 28.  Kim Kardashian (Paris Hiltons latest accessory) repeatedly denied any involvement in... READ MORE

Crowd favorite Kim Kardashian may be the star of an upcoming sex tape made with ex-boyfriend Ray-J.  (editors note – Ray-Who?)  Jawn on AOL-BV says: Desperate times call for desperate measures! Sources say a certain R&B singer, who has... READ MORE