Kourtney Kardashian was working out on the beach in Miami yesterday, still trying to lose weight after having her second baby in July, and I’m sure everyone racing off to photoshop her on a toilet or with a dick... READ MORE

The photo agency says that Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went to the beach in Miami today “for some sisterly bonding”, which of course means in full hair and makeup in front of a camera and film crew. Kims tits... READ MORE

Deadline is reporting today that the Kardashians (all 8 of them) have signed a three-year deal with E! for the 7th, 8th, and 9th seasons of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’. It also includes a first-look deal for other... READ MORE

Let’s pretend for a moment that it’s not at all creepy for three sisters (even if one’s only half-related) to pose seductively in lingerie together and take a look at the composition here. If you think there’s nothing deceptive... READ MORE

Daniel Craig is a respected and talented professional who works hard to keep his private life private, whereas Kim Kardashian is the exact opposite of every one of those words. So try and guess if he’s complimentary when he... READ MORE

On one hand, this anchor from the Philadelphia morning show on Fox was being mean to Kim and Kourtney Kardashian for no reason. On the other hand, fuck them. READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian went shopping today around Melrose with her sister Khloe, and she did it in the shortest possible thing that she could wear and still be considered a piece of clothing. In fact Khloe was heard to joke,... READ MORE

Her words, not mine. Khloe Kardashian talks about keeping her self esteem up when people tend to say pretty nasty things about her.  “I’m the ugly sister. I’m the fat one. I’m the transvestite. I have had those mean... READ MORE

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were on the beach in Miami this weekend, and it was an outrage because both these bitches keep tricking me into thinking they’re hot. I sure as hell forgot how big Kims ass is. She... READ MORE

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian took Kourtneys stupid baby to the pool in Miami the other day, and Kim held him up against her hugely awesome tits. Unfortunately for him it’s all downhill from here. Those are probably the best... READ MORE