The Hollywood Reporter must have had some extra black dicks lying around, and some cheesecake for Khloé, because they were able to lure almost the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan (Caitlyn was off making America great again) to one place for a new... READ MORE

Kris Jenner's uterus has spent decades working overtime as a whore Pez dispenser. Now it's this whore's turn to be in the spotlight. Jenner looks like a beach-ready Hulk in a new picture posted to Khloé Kardashian's Instagram. With... READ MORE

For those who admire people who use all the tools in the tool shed, behold the vapid apparatus known as Kris Jenner. Or as People refers to her, America's favorite momager. And so they shall continue to do so... READ MORE

Kris Jenner has a PhD in the manipulation of the human celery stalks comprising her family's fan base. She can spin an embarrassing loss into a win with legendary agility.

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People magazine reports that Still Fat Rob Kardashian is diabetic and depressed and too dangerous to be left alone with his hooker baby. In contrast, Us Weekly reports that Kardashian is feeling fantastic, committed to healthy living, and coos... READ MORE

Kendall Jenner turned 21 so the family dressed her up like Tony Montana's trophy wife and hosted a birthday party at a rented out club in Hollywood. All the big names in whoring were there. Most notably her sisters,... READ MORE

Apparently Kanye West and Kylie Jenner were up for a shoe contract so the mom blasted some shit out to the press. It's not easy to turn an Olympian gay. READ MORE

Kris Jenner forced daughter Khloe Kardashian to get beauty treatments when she was just thirteen. It was a facial and a sneaky armpit waxing. You have acne and male pattern hair growth. You think the nice neighbor man paying... READ MORE

Bruce Jenner is balking at going full Caitlyn. He’s not yet ready to give up the package. It’s the final step on this wondrous voyage of self-discovery, self-involvement, and self-absorption. When you can grab the cock and nuts out of... READ MORE

There can’t be anything more tortured than Kris Jenner talking to Ellen about Bruce Jenner turning into Caitlyn Jenner and dating men. Bruce Jenner has gone to more extreme lengths to cover up the fact that he loved the... READ MORE