Kristen Stewart was “sexy”

November 16, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The tabloids are losing their mind today because Kristen Stewart, who is plain and ordinary in every way, wore this dress with a slit up the side at the ‘Twilight’ premiere last night. Unfortunately she’s so awkward and boyish... READ MORE

holy shit, ‘Snow White’ looks terrible

November 11, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kristen Stewart is the star of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’, but anytime she tries to act it’s as if she’s reading the script for the first time, and the words are upside down and backwards, and she got... READ MORE

holy shit, seriously?

November 4, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

We’re finally almost done with these god awful ‘Twilight’ movies (part one of the finale opens November 15th, part two opens this time next year) but you’ll be haunted by their whiney memory forever if you visit the Chinese... READ MORE

Snow White goes to war!

September 30, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kristin Stewart was in Wales yesterday to film some of Snow Whites big battle scenes for her new movie “Snow White of the Rings“, and yes, “wait what” is the appropriate response to the phrase “Snow Whites big battle... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart is Snow White. See.

September 29, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

‘Snow White’ has been a famous story for generations, but everyone has always hated that she doesn’t wear armor and ride a horse on the beach and mumble incoherently with a dead, lifeless expression on her face. Thank God... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart found something she’s good at

July 13, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

I truly do not understand the appeal of Kristen Stewart, or how she has any semblance of a career as an actress because she’s genuinely terrible at it, but she does know how to pick out a pair of... READ MORE

Robert Pattinson is nice, has cool stories about clowns dying

April 19, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Every now and then it’s nice to hear about an actor who isn’t completely insane, or even more shocking; grateful. Especially one who became hugely famous seemingly overnight. That’s why it’s so hard to dislike Robert Pattinson, even though... READ MORE

Tuesday afternoon headlines

November 10, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

CONAN O’BRIEN – brought in 4.2 million viewers last night for the premiere of his TBS show, easily defeating Leno (3.5 million) and Letterman (3.4 million). And he showed how they plan to keep using old characters like the... READ MORE

kristen stewart is really sorry

June 4, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In the July issue of British Elle, ‘Twilight’ star Kristen Stewart compared being followed by the paparazzi to getting raped. And after that, “the blogosphere exploded in outrage”. In other words, 5 self-important nerds and unloved cows in baggy... READ MORE

these two are officially pretending to date

February 24, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

All the weird and unpopular teen girls who write fan fiction about Edward Cullen dreamily showing up in Biology one day and realizing they’re not ordinary, they’re special and amazing, need to put their dreams on hold, because he’s... READ MORE



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