Sexual fluidity means that everybody who has the means will eventually find themselves going down on a Victoria's Secret model. It's the game winning touchdown of life no matter what team you play for. READ MORE

Because lesbian relationships necessarily involve two chicks you can always count on twice the crazy. It makes lesbian life rather dramatic when both people in a relationship might at any time light the other person's possessions on fire or... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart is back together with her ex girlfriend St Vincent who was formerly dating Cara Delevingne making her the new Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon except with crotch bumping or quite possibly just Instagram pics. READ MORE

The daughter from the marriage Johnny Depp broke off to be with Amber Heard seems to be doing well. Gaunt, pale, heroin chic. It's all you can ask for at seventeen. At least once you've tossed both school and... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart is back in baby's arms. The actress who channels privilege rage into lesbian make-out sessions is back together with her previous girlfriend and personal assistant, Alicia Cargile. Not just men fuck their assistants in Hollywood. Though men... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart continues her lesbian experimental phase with ex scissoring partner Alicia Cargile. The two have been seen at Cannes together sticking it to all their former lesbian partners with secret lesbian gang signs. You know they exist. No,... READ MORE

Kristen Stewart was reluctant to work with Woody Allen because he's an accused child molester. But then she said, "Fuck it", did his movie and cashed her paycheck. Being temporarily lesbian doesn't make you the world's policeman. READ MORE

Kristen Stewart dumped her burly French DJ girlfriend after wrapping a film n Paris. Soko had to suspect she was merely an out of town work fling. You're three knuckles deep and she's insisting you can only reach her... READ MORE

Twilight star and newly minted power lesbian Kristen Stewart tried to be sexy in some tights for Chanel. Personally, I wouldn’t fuck her with Soko Sokolinski’s dick. Unless nobody was looking, then yeah. If you like Kristen Stewart as a hetero-normative,... READ MORE

If chain smoking and denouncing your physical beauty doesn’t buy you the loathing of your parents you’re still seeking at twenty-five, there’s always the conveniently unattractive French dyke girlfriend. Classic go-to. Stewart and the French singer Soko have been... READ MORE