While Kylie Jenner appears to be spending her days visiting nail salons and shopping for shoes, I can’t help but wonder if what she’s really searching for isn’t sold in any Beverly Hills boutiques. That’s right — cold hard... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner likes to keep her millions of young women and pederastic older male audience on social media abreast of the important developments in her life. This would includes clothes, hair, and tough subjects she might have had in... READ MORE

With the Kardashians, it’s hard to tell what’s real and what’s faked for the cameras. I go with the rule that not a goddamn thing anybody in that family has done has been real since Robert hid the knife... READ MORE

According to Kris Jenner, who will do anything or say anything for cash or Lotto scratchers, she’s really been impressed with how her daughter Khloe has handled her pending divorce with such grace and strength. We’ve always known Khloe... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner got a whole bunch of people offended when she casually mentioned on Twitter that her ever changing hair color was a result of her being bipolar. But, smiley face, to let us know she’s not really bipolar... READ MORE

Kris Jenner is the Energizer bunny of pimping out her kids. With all the negative news surrounding the family of late, divorces, illegitimate kids, all the buried babies yet to be washed up during the first winter rain, Kris... READ MORE

It took her until sixteen, or seven years after being put on the pill, but Kylie Jenner finally has her own black celebrity boyfriend. Huzzah! In longstanding family tradition, Kylie will be soaked in a tub of secretions from... READ MORE

Nothing sucks worse than rolling up in your Benz to a luxury hotel in Beverly Hills with your 15-year old boyfriend and being denied booze cause of your stupid age. Especially when you call out to your executive producer... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner seems like the reluctant Kardashian. Yeah, she dropped out of school and is overdeveloped for her age and got a fancy ride for her sweet sixteen and she’s getting loaded at nightclubs. The Kardashian standard pedigree. But... READ MORE

We’re starting to piece together the evening that Kendall and Kylie Jenner got wasted at a bar. Naturally, it began with their chaperone and unemployed former snowboarder Scott Disick getting loaded at a fashion show and making an ass... READ MORE