When any romantic relationship lasts long enough, you start to forget that your girlfriend was formerly your good friend's wife that you used to fuck on the down low when visiting him. READ MORE

I didn’t think Simon Cowell would stick with his buddy’s wife he knocked up for almost a full year now since she shat out his spawn. But there they are in Barbados with the little bastard, her other son... READ MORE

You’ve got to be pretty stoked when your boring husband befriends a wealthy celebrity who shows a strong interest in plowing you. In a Lifetime movie, this would end up in some kind of deadly love triangle. In real... READ MORE

This isn’t Lauren Silverman’s first go-round with making a baby with some rich dude. She knows the life span of these commitments. You’re only as good as your latest paternity claim. And what better way to seduce your baby... READ MORE

Because everyone with a ton of money is currently on vacation in St. Bart’s, Simon Cowell is also there with his pregnant girlfriend Lauren Silverman on his Slipstream yacht. Maybe it’s because their relationship started with a terrible affair... READ MORE

There’s nothing more romantic than a Christmas beach stroll with your buddy’s wife who you knocked up over the summer. I’m sure her seven year old son understands that this Christmas mommy is away because the rich dude from... READ MORE

Media mogul Simon Cowell and the ass-grabbing woman he knocked up, Lauren Silverman, hit the town last night for a little dinner at an Italian restaurant, and they sure look happy, don’t they? In fact, I can’t tell who... READ MORE

Looking at these two lovebirds, you’d hardly know that just a few weeks ago they were announcing to Lauren’s husband that she was pregnant with his good friends baby and they were taking off and how much cash to... READ MORE

There’s really nothing more romantic than seeing a man kiss his buddy’s wife he secretly knocked up. Watching randy dolphins try to bottle-nose female tourists at Hawaiian hotel chain pools is a close second. Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman... READ MORE

Lauren Silverman isn’t dumb. She wanted to start knocking around with a dude not her reasonably rich husband, so she found a super rich dude in Simon Cowell, just in case she got pregnant by urging her lover to... READ MORE