Lauren Silverman Leaves K-Mart With Her Sister

August 6, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I feel pretty sorry for Lauren Silverman’s grade school kid. He didn’t do nothing to nobody, now he’s got a half-brother coming by way of Simon Cowell who knocked up his mom who his dad is divorcing the shit... READ MORE

Lauren Silverman Leaves Home Carrying Simon Cowell’s Bastard Baby, But No Bra

August 2, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Simon Cowell’s mom says Simon is going to make a great dad. Any why wouldn’t a guy who banged a baby into his buddy’s wife make a great dad? Especially if by great dad you mean a guy who... READ MORE

Simon Cowell Knocked Up His Buddy’s Wife

July 31, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a certain class of guys who will dip their wick in their buddy’s wife. Let’s call them Simon Cowell asswipes, just to pick a name. Simon’s been laying pipe into his real estate buddy Andrew Silverman’s wife for... READ MORE


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