Lauren Stoner Birthday Ass

February 2, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I find it comforting there’s a small corner of the world where guys sneak up on women with their cameras and snap pictures of their privates and the women thank them and ask when they’ll be published. None of... READ MORE

Lauren Stoner in a Bikini

December 30, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If I black out Michael Bay humping her while gloating about fucking over the Turtles origin story, I really do like this chick. She reminds me of every girl who ever told me to bugger off through a set... READ MORE

Lauren Stoner In A White Bikini

September 9, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Overbites on girls kind of kill me. There’s something very arousing about a woman with a set of grinders like her parents just didn’t have orthodontic insurance. Some women have turned their non-traditional grills into iconic model smiles, but... READ MORE

Lauren Stoner In A Bikini

June 18, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s unfortunate that anybody should have the moniker of Michael Bay’s ex-girlfriend. When you bone somebody several factors more famous, this becomes your label. If you’re a woman, that sticks for a long time. It’s purely sexist. I want... READ MORE

Lauren Stoner In A Green Bikini At Miami Beach

April 25, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Lauren Stoner In A Bikini

April 25, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Luxury licensed brand hat. Check. Super reflective fighter pilot sunglasses. Check. Big fake tubes oiled to a fare-thee-well. Check. Called the boyfriend on the not his home phone that his not wife might pick up and told him you... READ MORE

Lauren Stoner Heroically Went To The Beach

July 12, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

A lot of people go to the beach each day in America, but not everyone is a somewhat attractive female with a great body willing to frolic in front of photographers in her bikini like Lauren Stoner did the... READ MORE

Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures Keep Rolling

April 16, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Last week I had no idea what Lauren Stoner did. Thanks to a barrage (three) emails from her fans, it turns out Lauren was a very valuable cast member of The Spin Crowd, the short-lived Kim Kardashian produced reality... READ MORE

Lauren Stoner Bikini Model Actress Person

April 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lauren Stoner is like so many sort of well known models who live and hang out in Miami — I have no fucking clue who she is. She was recently the arm candy for Michael Bay while he was... READ MORE