Lena Dunham Nail In The Coffin For American Horror Story

July 20, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Aging hipster Lena Dunham is further carrying out her master plan of being the most despised dough explosion on the planet by joining the next season of American Horror Story. Ryan Murphy's star-fucking saga has been marred by appearances by the... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Epic Pet Re-Gifter

July 12, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a surreal yet not unexpected move, an interview was arranged between the woman who took in Lena Dunham's "re-homed" dog Lamby and the press. Dani Shay, a dog trainer in Los Angeles' Chinatown, insert your own fucking dog... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Bloody Panties and Canine Lies

July 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everything that happens in Lena Dunham's life is documented, shared, and made available for privileged white women to send party platters to express their sympathy. The girls kidnapped and raped along their desperate trek for a jug of ebola... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Fills the Void Left by Cosby Mistrial

June 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Cosby trial ended in a hopelessly deadlocked jury. Convicting celebrities is nearly impossible in this country as evidenced by the shitty prosecutorial record in doing so. Robert Blake said he couldn't have possibly shot his pain in the... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Honey Pot

June 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Finally, Lena Dunham has found peace with her naked body. Blow the poppers. Confusing as Dunham always seemed quite content being naked while a wallowing tub of goo working an inside joke so inside nobody got it.


Lena Dunham Tanked Another Candidate (VIDEO)

June 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

  Note to future political candidates with crappy foresight: don’t ask Lena Dunham for her endorsement. If she offers it up unilaterally, treat it as you would her making an offer of sexual intercourse. Cover yourself in a prophylactic... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Finding Not Fat a Challenge

May 8, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Us Weekly's new cover features a picture of Lena Dunham with the caption 20 Slimdown Diet Tips Stars Are Using. Readers are confused. Dunham is neither thin nor a star. 


Lena Dunham Rushed To Hospital

May 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham was rushed to the hospital shortly after arriving at the Met Gala. The official cause of her medical emergency is still unknown. Dunham speaks openly about her struggles with medical conditions related to her reproductive organs so... READ MORE

Brie Larson Girl Power Extravaganza

April 26, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Brie Larson seems desperate to interject herself into any conversation regarding feminism. This has included such harrowing acts as not clapping when Casey Affleck won an Oscar and making a bunch of money to star in a movie about... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Naked One Last Time

April 17, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's impossible to get completely accurate numbers on viewers for HBO shows since it's internally accounted among their paid subscribers. Let's call Girls their lowest rated multi-season series since that's the common assertion and HBO has never refuted the... READ MORE


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