Demi Rose Champagne Wishes and Crap Around the Web

April 3, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Sophie Mudd's massive mams, Liv Tyler lingerie model, and more! READ MORE

Liv Tyler’s Ass Is Back

August 29, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s been a whole two days since I’ve had Liv Tyler’s wet derriere boarding a sea-faring vessel like a pear shaped pirate. That’s forty-eight hours too long. Unlike the celebrities with their asses injected full of pigeon fat and... READ MORE

Liv Tyler In A Bikini

August 27, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Liv Tyler had a nice run. If I had found out my dad was really Steven Tyler, I would’ve packed on fifty, pierced my nose, and started volunteering the swing shift at a Planned Parenthood. With every abortion I’d... READ MORE

Liv Tyler Is Interesting Again

July 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Liv Tyler story is one of confused rock star paternity, wild teenage music video days, topless ingenue movie making, and then a 15 year dry spell. I think she made a baby, got divorced, and did some stoic... READ MORE