Ireland Baldwin Hits From the Bong and Crap Around the Web

April 20, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Today's edition finds Bella Thorne and Demi Lovato getting intimate, 420 Celebrations galore, and Lucy Hale's nude debut in Dude! READ MORE

Melanie Brown in A Bikini

July 1, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

America's Got Talent neither showcases unknown talent or features hosts from America, yet it passes as iconic Americana. This is the kind of shit that leads to nationalist referendums. READ MORE

Scary Spice Just Doesn’t Give a Shit

April 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess we all get to that age when it’s just fuck it, I’m going to stick my hand up my ass in public. You would never peg a musical talent like Scary Spice to go thong hunting right... READ MORE

Melanie Brown Cleavage Out In Beverly Hills

July 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Mel B In A Bikini

May 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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afternoon headlines

October 28, 2009 | Photos | editor| 0 Comments

SCARLETT JOHANSSON – will star with Liev Schreiber in the Broadway revival of the Arthur Miller play ‘A View From the Bridge’. It’s about a Brooklyn longshoreman who is obsessed with his niece. It opens on Dec. 28, then... READ MORE

SCARY WENT TO EGYPT

November 10, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

There's really nothing at all that sounds appealing to me about Egypt.  Let's start with the fact that there's no white people and I'm incredibly racist so that's a problem right there.  I guess the big thing is the... READ MORE

WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS

October 16, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Melanie Brown isn’t nearly hot enough to dress this goofy and get away with it.  There are a few girls who are, but she’s not one of them. If I showed up for a date and the girl was... READ MORE

EDDIE MURPHY IS DUE IN COURT

June 11, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For months, Melanie Brown – aka Scary Spice – has claimed that Eddie Murphy is the father of her now three-month-old baby.  For months Murphy has denied it.  And today Murphy is due to appear in an L.A. court... READ MORE

SCARY SPICE IS A MOM

April 3, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Melanie Brown gave birth to a healthy baby girl this morning in Los Angeles.  Mother and child are both doing well, although the identity of the father is still unknown.  And by that I mean unknown to everyone, including... READ MORE