Trista Mikail Soaking Wet and Crap Around the Web

May 21, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

To kick off your week we've for Jordy Murray nude pics, the future of Instagram models, and Ashley Tisdale topless teasing! READ MORE

Stewie Will Probably Come Out As Gay In New Family Guy Episode

February 20, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

As a huge Family Guy fan I have seen every episode about as many times as you would expect a loser to watch them, and even though the past two seasons were obviously written by an Ambien-fueled hamster, I... READ MORE

Half-Hearted Jim Beam Boycott Cause Mila Kunis Kills Babies

November 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A poorly organized hashtag, #BoycottJimBeam, got kicked around the intersection of people who supposedly love Jim Beam but hate abortion, decrying the bourbon maker's choice of spokeswomen for their Devil's Cut product. 


Mila Kunis Gifts Delivery Man Unwrapped Goods

November 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Having a hot celebrity open the door topless as you deliver a package is it’s own porn genre and unicorn scenario in real life. But after the description of Mila’s on-purpose nip slip I️ retract wanting to get any... READ MORE

Mila Kunis Abortion Cut Up (VIDEO)

November 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing will change this world for the better so much as really rich celebrities recounting virtue signaling pranks during promotional rounds on the late night talk shows.


Mila Kunis Doesn’t Name Sexist Names

November 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A new trend among female celebrities in this election year of I'm With Her is to relay their industry stories of sexism, sexual assault, and patriarchy. Whether recounting actual crimes, or merely cases of male misogyny rampant in the... READ MORE

Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Whatever

July 6, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The inexplicably famous purveyors of awful shit Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis finally got married even though it was widely assumed they already are and people were waiting for them to get into a plane crash. Kunis dropped a... READ MORE

Mila Kunis Sued Over Chicken

April 23, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A fledgling singer who was apparently friends with Mila Kunis while growing up in the Ukraine is suing her for five thousand dollars because Kunis stole her pet chicken when they were kids. Kristina Karo now claims she needs to... READ MORE