Mila Kunis Doesn’t Name Sexist Names

November 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A new trend among female celebrities in this election year of I'm With Her is to relay their industry stories of sexism, sexual assault, and patriarchy. Whether recounting actual crimes, or merely cases of male misogyny rampant in the... READ MORE

Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Whatever

July 6, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The inexplicably famous purveyors of awful shit Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis finally got married even though it was widely assumed they already are and people were waiting for them to get into a plane crash. Kunis dropped a... READ MORE

Mila Kunis Sued Over Chicken

April 23, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A fledgling singer who was apparently friends with Mila Kunis while growing up in the Ukraine is suing her for five thousand dollars because Kunis stole her pet chicken when they were kids. Kristina Karo now claims she needs to... READ MORE

Mila Kunis Happy With Tits

February 6, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mila Kunis went on Conan and recanted some amusing anecdotes about how women’s tits become engorged with breast milk following pregnancy. Kunis is the first to notice this unusual phenomenon and has been fielding calls from scientists ever since. Turns... READ MORE

Did Lacey Chabert Un-Fuck Her Way Out of Family Guy?

October 1, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lacey Chabert voiced the role of Meg Griffin the first season of Family Guy but left under unexplained circumstances. She was replaced by Mila Kunis who has helped entertain stoned high school freshmen ever since. Chabert claims she voluntarily... READ MORE

Mila Kunis Exercises the Temple of Lord Douche

August 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

By my reckoning Mila Kunis has about four to six weeks left to get her problem ‘fixed’ by one of those special doctors in Eastern Europe. She can’t possibly be considering bringing Son of Asswipe into this world. You... READ MORE

Mila Kunis Keeping the Douchebaby

June 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The two things keeping us from being one of those countries where Hollywood women buy babies is premium cable and birth control. You can thank HBO and the earnest folks at Planned Parenthood with their low carbon footprint Hoover-9000... READ MORE

Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum Might’ve Made a Really Crappy Space Opera

June 6, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Warner Bros. has decided to delay the release of Jupiter Ascending from tomorrow until the time we land a man on the real Jupiter. In the $150 million “space opera”, Mila Kunis plays a house cleaner named Jupiter Jones... READ MORE

Mila Kunis Won’t Reveal Anything About The Douchebaby (VIDEO)

May 9, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Mila Kunis knows the gender of the baby that she’s currently expecting with Ashton Kutcher, and she also has a name picked out, but she won’t reveal any of those details because it’s none of our business or something.... READ MORE

Mila Kunis Hit Stagecoach With Her Good Old Boy

April 28, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It was Ashton Kutcher‘s favorite time of year again, as the tech savvy terrible actor headed to Indio, California for the Stagecoach Country Music Festival, which covers up the stench left by Coachella’s drug-abusing hipsters with even cheaper beer... READ MORE


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