I hope the producers considering Miley Cyrus for a judge on ‘American Idol’ know she isn’t house-broken yet. As long as they put her out after she eats or takes a nap it should be ok, but they’ll need... READ MORE

Any 19-year-old who wants to have a baby should be deemed unfit to have a baby because 19-year-olds are fucking idiots, even if they are famous. Especially if they’re famous. Double especially is that famous person is Miley Cyrus.... READ MORE

The In-N-Out in Studio City had a customer today with open, bleeding sores on her face who lied her way to a free hamburger, and they had a customer drive up in a $125,000 Mercedes SL550 convertible, and thanks... READ MORE

It’s been almost a week since we we’re treated to pictures of Miley Cyrus and her sinewy ass, so she went to American Apparel yesterday, stood in the window and rectified the fuck out of that, whether you wanted... READ MORE

While Liam Hemsworth is off filming a movie in New Orleans, his fiancé Miley Cyrus spent yesterday in the pool with her friend Cheyne Thomas, and then on her hands and knees while her friend Cheyne Thomas stared at... READ MORE

The internet did what it did best yesterday (jump to conclusions and freak the fuck out) after a friend of Miley Cyrus put the picture seen above on Instagram. After people stopped looking at her braless tits, they were... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus made her way through LAX today, flaunting her engagement ring and red bra, on her way to meet fiancé Liam Hemsworth as he films “Empire State’ in Louisiana (Geaux Tigers). Her ring is 18-karat gold with a... READ MORE

Get out your best rope belt and fanciest vittles, because Miley Cyrus is engaged to Thors brother (Liam Hemsworth, not Loki). She’s just 19 and he’s only 22, but they’ve dated for the past 3 years and feel now... READ MORE

Normally I complain that girls don’t care enough to dress slutty at awards shows anymore, so Miley Cyrus should be commended for dressing slutty at the Billboard Awards in Vegas last night. The problem is a slutty version of... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus, seen here on her hotel balcony holding a dog, and then making out with the dog, and then not holding a dog and leaning over the railing (she dropped the dog, didn’t she?) tells Lifetime (via Us)... READ MORE