Mindy Kaling Stuns Without Makeup

March 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If any of you were waiting for a good time to whip out the classic Internet comment “Who?” this would be the time, because Mindy Kaling is truly a random woman who somehow was horrible enough in every way... READ MORE

Mindy Kaling Baby Daddy Secret Likely In the Baster

December 21, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Being a woman of some girth, Kaling had to tell somebody who would tell everybody else she was pregnant to avoid the embarrassing confusion of whether or not people could congratulate her. Though not a soul knows the conception... READ MORE

Cory Booker In Love With Mindy Kaling

March 27, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

New Jersey Senator Cory Booker is in the bullpen for next time the illuminati need a black guy. He's from Newark, the most crime ridden city in America. He's really into putting cameras everywhere to catch the bad guys. 


Gender Wage Gap in TV Reaches Alarming Non-Existent Levels

September 27, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Discussing anything television money starts and ends with everybody on The Big Bang Theory making $20 million plus per season. If you can wrap your mind around a cookie cutter laugh track sitcom dulling American brains week after week... READ MORE

Mindy Kaling Is A Hero

February 26, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Mindy Kaling is a hero. She wore a corset, Spanx, lots of makeup, and high heels to a recent award ceremony. Because she’s a proud and strong woman who shirks society’s unrealistic expectations about physical appearance. To resolve these... READ MORE

Mindy Kaling’s Brother An Ass

April 8, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Mindy Kaling’s frat boy brother, Vijay Chokal-Ingam, pretended to be black in order to get into med-school. He shaved his head, trimmed his eyelashes, changed his name to Jojo, and refused to ever watch hockey. Vijay claims to have an... READ MORE

Mindy Kaling Confused for Nobel Prize Winner

October 28, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Mindy Kaling was mistaken by an old drunk guy at a swank party for that 17-year old Pakistani girl who just won the Nobel Peace Prize for being shot in the head by the Taliban. You can only imagine the... READ MORE

The Mindy Project Gets Anal

October 22, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Fox’s The Mindy Project made unnecessary and dull sitcom history by airing the first ever network episode about anal sex. The episodes title, “I slipped”, implies that her feckless Ob/Gyn boyfriend attempted to corn hole her without warning, which... READ MORE

Mindy Kaling Looks Like Death Warmed Over

May 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Maybe she got some tainted airplane food or slept inside a nuclear reactor, but Mindy Kaling of The Office did not look healthy walking through LAX. So don’t be surprised if you start hearing about pockets of zombie-like attacks... READ MORE



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