Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are in Australia today, and she’s in a bikini drinking champagne in a hot tub with some other random girls who are also in bikinis, and he’s holding a naked babies penis up to... READ MORE

The Victorias Secret fashion show was held last night in New York and, among other things, Miranda Kerr wore a diamond encrusted bra valued at 2.5 million dollars. It was the most elaborate way anyone could think of to... READ MORE

MIRANDA KERR – posted the first picture of her son Flynn, presumably taken by her husband Orlando Bloom, and as you can see it was while he was sucking on one of her perky little tits. Which means he’s... READ MORE

ORLANDO BLOOM AND MIRANDA KERR – had a boy. And I bet that handsome bastard has already gotten more pussy than I have this year. (us) LINDSAY LOHAN – has been handed a $135,000 Range Rover Onyx, to borrow... READ MORE

About 5 months ago, Miranda Kerr looked in the mirror ago and thought, “gosh, instead of looking really hot, wouldn’t it be great to look like complete hell. And to have some parasite living inside me and feeding off... READ MORE

MIRANDA KERR – has confirmed the rumor that she’s pregnant. (popeater) * don’t I know it, heh-heh-heh * WYCLEF JEAN – is not on the list of candidates for Haitis presidential election, perhaps because he did not meet residency... READ MORE

I know what you’re thinking. You’re asking yourself, “Do these pictures show Miranda Kerr modeling in LA this week? Didn’t she just get married to Orlando Bloom? Why does she look so fat?” Yes, yes, and because she’s pregnant.... READ MORE

Victorias Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr (seen here during a shoot in the Caribbean last July) and Orlando Bloom (image not available) have been dating since 2007, but they’ve always stayed out of the spotlight. In fact it was only... READ MORE

PAGET BREWSTER – is the best comedic actress in Hollywood (and she does amazing impressions of black people), so I’m selfishly happy that CBS is run by fumbling idiots who plan on essentially firing the entire female cast of... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret supermodels Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel were at the SLS Hotel in LA today to mark the 15th anniversary of the VS swimsuit catalog, but the star of the show was Alessandra Ambrosio, who is so insanely... READ MORE