Nausicaa in A Bikini

February 1, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you knew just how fucking cold it is in Malibu this week, you’d realize that this chick deserves a White Oscar for her performance. Glistening breasts and a big broad smile while your body diverts blood flow away from the extremities to the vital organs is Christian Bale type commitment. Next stop, Flint River […]

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Nausicaa Topless Sales

October 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

These modeling sessions could use a little music. Motley Crue, maybe Night Ranger. Far less light. A fat Congressman whispering into the ear of a damaged girl. Ten dollar beers in plastic cups. Some frat guys tossing singles. A drunk guy swearing because he can’t remember his ATM secret code. Modeling isn’t like it used […]

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Nausicaa Breaking Big

July 21, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

By rough count this chick is only five more bottled water shoots away from affording decent dental care. It’s not enough just to stand in front of some stranger’s fancy car and tug your unwashed hair. You’re not in Minsk anymore. The big jugs are a start but that’s just your foundation. The town is […]

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Nausicaa Oiled Up in A Bikini

July 10, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The more oil this chick rubs on her body, the more I’m becoming okay with her single name bit. Does she even know what she’s selling? Does she even care? She’s got the daily petroleum output of Qatar coating her epidermis. If the post-solstice sun hits her just right, she’ll go up like a Jason […]

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Nausicaa Tubes

June 17, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Last week I couldn’t spell this chick’s name, this week I can expound on its language of origin like an Indian kid owning a spelling bee. That’s the power of nice tits. It’s like having nukes and being able to use them. Close your eyes and imagine saying ‘no’ to this girl in her wet […]

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Nausicaa in A Bikini

June 12, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The standards by which you can go by the single moniker have changed through the years. You used to have to pay your dues before everybody just accepted you as Sting or Iman. Now you call yourself Nausicaa and look to the heavens awaiting an angelic bukkake. I’m betting this one doesn’t catch on. But […]

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