Snooki Got Married

December 2, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

While you weren’t caring, Snooki ornately married the first dude who didn’t ask to finish on her tits. He’s a good solid something or other who accepts the fact Snooki looks radically altered from when they first met. I can see dramatic plastic surgery having a positive effect on a relationship. Whether you’re married to […]

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Country Troll Is Getting Married, City Troll Comes to Visit

November 11, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Snooki already has some number of babies by some dude I thought she was already married to. I guess that never happened. With a new reality show for the mummified and brain dead, the production team has the nuptials keyed in for the season. Bachelorette parties for sliced-up former cast members of Jersey Shore always […]

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