It’s easy to imagine that hot girls from distant lands must come from a race of super fine looking people. But I’ve been to Denmark. Meh, it’s like most places. Nina Agdal was still the hottest girl in her... READ MORE

Whenever I see lingerie ads, I assume they’re for women, because other than my Uncle Theo who we found out later in life was ‘Tina’ twice a week at a risque nightclub three counties over, men aren’t buying much... READ MORE

Sure, you could pretend you care about Nina Agdal. What’s her story? What are her hobbies and interests? Does she like to run the bathtub spigot intermittently over her honey patch as she rubs her body with a soapy... READ MORE

Oh, that’s right, swallowing. Maybe Danish fashion model – and newest Carl’s Jr. chick – Nina Agdal up there could help Jessica out. If she’s smart, she won’t mention that thing about being Danish unless she’s ready for Eric... READ MORE