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Pam Anderson Dripping WikiLeaks and Mama June Fap Worthy on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #80

March 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we delve into the vagina poetry of Pamela Anderson for her stud Julian, Matt shockingly calls Mama June a trailer park 6 or 7, Snoop fake shoots Trump but... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Pens Love Poem to Julian Assange

March 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girls pen sappy odes to love as emotionally overwrought pubescents. It's a sign the hormones are flowing. You may change genders in high school if you're not totally impressed by your chromosomal selection or you'd simply like to use... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Is Not a Top Get

December 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's not that every single tiny country doesn't deserve their own version of vacuous model competition shows, but if you were overrun by the Germans in under two weeks, you ought to think about forming larger entertainment blocs. READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Might’ve Killed WikiLeaks

October 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson was a busy beaver in London. In the morning she posted protest letters to the new British Prime Minister urging her to prohibit elephants from being used in circuses. In the afternoon, she brought a vegan lunch... READ MORE

Gretchen Carlson Pro-Cash and Pamela Anderson Anti-Jizz on The Last Men On Earth Podcast #59

September 10, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we explore the legitimacy of nude models with Hep C preaching an anti-porn message, wonder aloud if Megan Rapinoe or Colin Kaepernick has the bigger dick, question how Melissa... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Topless and Protesting Porn

September 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson has joined forces with Shmuley Boteach, the effusive rabbi Michael Jackson enlisted to help him put a theological face on his child raping, to put the verboten on pornography. Not your traditional Christian ministry combo pack for... READ MORE

Pam Anderson Misses School

March 3, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson recently lamented the loss of the Playboy mystique. Between the magazine transitioning to PG-rated listicles and the Mansion going on the market, the Playboy that she once knew has passed. Anderson referred to her time at the Playboy Mansion as... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Cruelty Free

February 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson announced her line of zero animal product footwear. Pammies. It’s a stupid name but if you’re pulling plastic for vegan pumps designed by Pamela Anderson, you’re well past caring about names. I’m not the designer. Celebrities are not designers. I... READ MORE

Pamela Anderson Is Connected (VIDEO)

February 15, 2016 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson stars in a science fiction short about an aging blonde fitness instructor desperately battling mid-life with unfulfilling wellness programs. If you watch the movie waiting for the lesbian scene, you’ll be disappointed. Fuck, I did that twice. It’s... READ MORE

The French Are Horrible Fucking People

January 20, 2016 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pamela Anderson is a drunk ho cake but nothing so vile as the horrible people of France. The frog like turtleneck wearing people have cruelly derided Anderson’s visit to France to discuss that nation’s obsession with force tube feeding fowl to... READ MORE

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