Zoe Saldana Rosanna Danna and Crap Around the Web

June 19, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

It's Tuesday, so make the most of it with these sexy links including Olivia Munn's mams, topless hipster Megan Irminger, and sexy GIFs of girls working out! READ MORE

Anais Zanotti Teats of Strength and Crap Around the Web

May 8, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

In today's links we've got Alexis Ren showing off her pair, Lily Rose Depp poking out, and Padma Lakshmi making pizza sexy! READ MORE

Nikki Mudarris Flaparris Babearris and Crap Around the Web

May 7, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kicking off the week, we've got Toni Garrn's nipple in GQ, Emily Seller showing off her bush, and all the boob tube nudes you can handle! READ MORE

Paris Hilton Wants Attention Again

March 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton danced her way into obscurity before but now she wants to tango with relevance once more. She’s somewhat smart for using socialite to describe her profession instead of party prostitute or porn star, both of which could... READ MORE

Lauren Hubbard Gives Us All a Bone and Crap Around the Web

March 28, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Iskra Lawrence, Brooke Shields, and more stepping out in bikinis! READ MORE

iHeartBankruptcy

March 15, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you’re hard-pressed to define exactly what iHeartMedia is, even though you probably hear the name pretty often, just know that it no longer matters because the company will most likely soon no longer exist in its current... READ MORE

Paris Hilton Wants Children

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton wants to lay on her back this time for a more purposeful reason than just practicing procreation with an abundance of partners like she always has before in the past. Instead of shooting instructional videos in night... READ MORE

Paris Hilton Is Paris Hilton In New Video Directed By Fiancé

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Before the Kardashians and the Jenners and the Hadids there was the one OG celeb prostitute Paris Hilton, and while it’s been nine decades since anyone on the Internet took the time to call her a whore in earnest,... READ MORE

Paris Hilton Dressing Just Like Kim Kardashian

January 31, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If you ever looked at Kim Kardashian and thought “mmm, that’s so hot, I want it so bad” A) you’re into centaur bestiality and need professional help and B) you’re also in luck, because Paris Hilton is bringing double... READ MORE

Paris Hilton Engaged, People Magazine There To Capture The Magic

January 2, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Zylka's Yelp review for this Hilton: "Looked nice enough but when I got under the sheets there were bugs everywhere."

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