Eiza Gonzalez Eyes-a-Poppin’ and Crap Around the Web

November 21, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Celebrate the last day before Thanksgiving with naked fake lesbians, Jaime King's nips, and sexy GIFs of naked women with food! READ MORE

Blind Item: The Ol’ Coke And Sex At A Fashion Show

October 28, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"It has been far too long since I had a good coke at a fashion show blind and even longer since I had a sex at a fashion show blind. This week I got both of them from the... READ MORE

Johnny Depp Back On His Feet

July 25, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Johnny Depp was spotted looking back to his old self while walking around Venice Beach. READ MORE

Paris Jackson – The B*tch Is Black

May 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The same heckler who allegedly got the shit beaten out of him near the Met Gala by Cardi B's team (a story that I'm not writing up because I refuse to believe Cardi B is actually famous or a person)... READ MORE

Liz Hurley Looking MILF-tastic and Crap Around the Web

May 4, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Head into the weekend with Britney Spears looking amazing, Julianne Hough's perky pokies, and foreign film flesh from Blue is the Warmest Color! READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Paris Jackson’s Fiona Apple In A Bag Look

April 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The thing that narcissistic talentless celebrity-offspring Instagram models don’t understand is that the retro stylings they emulate were created by people who were actually anorexic heroin-addicted whores. Sure their looks were cultivated too, but when you see a fifty-pound Fiona... READ MORE

Paris Jackson Is Black Or Something And Don’t You Forget It

March 7, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If this job has taught me anything it’s that no class of people are more marginalized than celebrities, and the definitely 100% African American celeb Paris Jackson has been put through the damn ringer recently. People on the... READ MORE

Paris Jackson Sends Poltergeist Papa After Wendy Williams

November 9, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The apparition of Michael Jackson is moonwalking all over a Mrs. Wendy Williams’ soul according to Paris Jackson. When you can’t keep the name of a pop star’s kid out of your mouth bad things are going to happen.

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Paris Jackson Sings Just Like Michael Jackson If You’re Deaf

October 23, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

When I saw a bunch of headlines pop up announcing that Paris Jacksons sounded just like her totally biological father Michael Jackson while performing with totally biological cousin Austin Brown in West Hollywood over the weekend, I thought "Duh, why... READ MORE

Work Your Arm to Ana de Armas and Shit Around the Web

September 22, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Big booty beauties, Ashley Hart naked on the beach, and more!

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