Troubled teens and tattoos typically go hand in hand. What other options of self-expression do you really have when your dad is dead.

Get a room. Paris Jackson took to Instagram to wish late papa Michael Jackson a happy fifty-ninth birthday with an adorable pic that shows the two tenderly face porking. This birthday being a big one for Michael as five and nine... READ MORE

MTV Award shows are a good chance to capture the zeitgeist of the nation's young people who found primary education a taxing experience.

Celebrities and decent parenting are water and oil. Who better to give godfather duties to than a child star who Michael Jackson once shared a bed with.

It's not uncommon for celebrities to be interviewed by phone. For shitty magazines. For editions of Vogue in major Western nations, when an expensive photo shoot is involved, it's highly unusual. For Paris Jackson, it was a texting only... READ MORE

On this week's  Last Men on Earth podcast , we delve into titty shows as slacktavism's best turn ever, consider how few people truly see Caitlyn Jenner as heroic, surmise that Gabourey Sidibe simply isn't Chanel... READ MORE

Paris Jackson took to social media to defend her right to be naked on camera. Attractive young women remain convinced that nude selfies are how they make their feminist bones. What a wonderful fucking turn of events in the... READ MORE

Busty Brit Lisa Appleton slips a tit (DrunkenStepfather)

Dara Tomanovich from Bio-Dome is still super hot (TMZ)

Paris Jackson limousine upskirt (TaxiDriverMovie)

Stella Cox casts a level ten hardness spell (EgotasticAllStars)

Carlie Jo Howell's pasties collection (HollywoodTuna)

Chloë Sevigny won't be outdone in the cleavage department (READ MORE

There are first responders, who rush into buildings ablaze to rescue cats and children, then there are perfect responders, who find a single trolling social media commenter among their tens of thousands of blind sycophants to fire back the... READ MORE

I guess Paris Jackson's dad never taught her how to wear a bra. If Michael had molested girls, she might've grown up more proper. Luck of the draw.