Lexy Panterra Respect Walk and Crap Around the Web

August 31, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kick off your three day weekend with these hot links including Aubrey O'Day erotica, Dua Lipa's cleavage, and a look at the nude scenes from Danny Boyle's films! READ MORE

Open Post: Celeb Coachella Looks AKA Skanks In The Desert

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It’s like everyone from The Capital in The Hunger Games said “let’s kick it up a notch” and also “let’s be stupid whores.” And it just works.   COACHELLA DAY 2 A post shared by James Charles (@jamescharles) on... READ MORE

Thank God For Phoebe Price’s Parking Lot Ice Cream Taint

October 27, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Before the rise of social media, aspiring Z-list celebrities had to air out their taints out in the real world to get attention - usually while crashing cars or shopping for bedazzled "cum magnet" onesies from Kitson on Robertson Blvd... READ MORE

Jeana Turner Pimping H2OMG and Shit Around the Web

June 16, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Gigi Hadid spandex superstar, this weekend’s hottest stars, and more!


Phoebe Price And Angelique Morgan Tits And Ass For Dinner

May 15, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments


Coquettish transvestites Phoebe Price and Angelique Morgan graced the sidewalks of West Hollywood while visiting hotspot Craig’s restaurant. You know your restaurant has made it when Price’s ass juices are being absorbed into the chairs. 


Phoebe Price, Plan D

April 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Google quotes for the word "persistence" and you're bound to find tons of Tony Robbins type motivational slogans. It's merely another word for stubborn. That breaks down quickly into unbreakable winner and unbearable loser. 


Phoebe Price Slipping Nips and Taking Names

April 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There's no way to cute up being intentionally naked in public in the middle of the day for attention. The naked cowboy has a shtick people have come to accept. Phoebe Price pales in comparison. 


Hide Your Gold

March 17, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every holiday is some excuse to eat and drink to excess. They used to be more about things like Jesus being born and resurrected, battles for Independence, or mystical happenings. Now they're trips to BevMo for themed cocktail mixes.... READ MORE

Phoebe Price Keeps Her Corner

March 8, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is how you do it, Russian bitch. That Nadeea Volianova tart was encroaching Phoebe Price's desperation corner in and around Beverly Hills. That's not going to fly. We buy American now. It's beautiful.