Baywatch ran on television for close to ninety-seven years. Longer in Germany and unincorporated areas of rural China. There was one single exceptional moment. When women with jiggling tits ran across the beach in slow-motion. The subsequent hour was... READ MORE

Guess has decided to name its first non-white Guess Jeans girl. Priyanka Chopra. She’s Indian. I know this because they’ve making a big deal out of the fact that she’s Indian. Considering their jeans are worn mostly by Hezbollah... READ MORE