The Victoria’s Secret army of hyperventilating men in short sleeve dress shirts have captured two chicks from every nation to put aboard their hot vagina ark for when the rains come. Not rain, I meant raids, on their Southeast... READ MORE

Topless photos in black and white are what is commonly referred to as art. Photographers have been using this ruse for generations to get girls to take off their clothes for what is necessarily important work. No, these aren’t... READ MORE

Some days the Muses don’t visit. God provides in other ways. Tits help. Jesus went up on the cross a couple thousand years back so the party down here could keep rolling. That’s my interpretation. I know those self-flagellating... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret models don’t know exactly what to do when the cage door is left open. Free will is not their friend. Inevitably they spend their personal time running back and forth across the beach in their bikinis. Never too far... READ MORE

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