Rosie O’Donnell Daughter Isn’t Mental, Just Horny

August 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When Rosie O’Donnell’s seventeen year old daughter Chelsea went missing from their Nyack, New York home she knew her daughter was running off to meet some sweet talking dude in Jersey she met on Tinder. That is why 99% of seventeen year... READ MORE

Rosie O’Donnell’s Daughter Is Missing

August 18, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Technically, when you’re seventeen and you take your purse and your dog and you head to Manhattan, you’re not missing so much as you are running away to meet a boy. But you can’t whip up a feverish rescue... READ MORE

Rosie O’Donnell Ex Wants Her Money And Shit Around The Web

April 28, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Imagine going down on Rosie O’Donnell. Now put that pain into dollars. Rosie O’Donnell’s ex-wife wants that much. Read all about all the lesbian divorce drama. (TMZ) Jehane Gigi Paris’ cleavage is fucking amazing. (Egotastic) Mariah Carey wears a... READ MORE

Rosie O’Donnell Quits Everything

February 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rosie O’Donnell announced she’s ending her latest marriage, saying goodbye to that good looking chick she made an adopted baby with. Rosie’s also leaving The View to focus on taking care of her ten half human, half white rhino infants at her... READ MORE

Rosie O’Donnell Teeing Herself Up for Big Fat Success

July 10, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Rosie O’Donnell contract demands include the provision that no reality stars be named to fill the open co-host spots of The View. This could be Rosie playing into the stereotype that all reality stars are pill-popping wrecked fame whores... READ MORE

Rosie O’Donnell Rejoins The View As Lesbian in Residence

July 8, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When The View said they were going to boldly remake themselves, they weren’t kidding. Step one, bring back the loud-mouth jelly puddle you fired previously for being mentally unstable. Rosie O’Donnell has swallowed her pride for the right amount... READ MORE

Rosie O’Donnell got married

August 29, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rosie O’Donnell, who is so fat that these pictures with her new wife look like forced-perspective shots set up to make her look enormous even though they’re actually standing side by side, got secretly married back in June! Congratulations!... READ MORE

Rosie O’Donnell actually said something smart

April 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Rosie O’Donnell finally found a way to make her opinions seem well thought out and reasonable; by going on the Today show with the peerlessly stupid Star Jones and Donny Deutsch and discussing Lindsay Lohan. When Matt Lauer asked... READ MORE

being around Rosie O’Donnell is a nightmarish hell

March 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

OWN, Oprah Winfreys new network which she of course named after herself, has been a much deserved failure, highlighted by the fantastically awful talk show hosted by Rosie O’Donnell. That was finally cancelled on Friday, thus giving staff members... READ MORE

Rosie O Donnell killed endangered hammerheads

January 12, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Hammerhead sharks have been on the endangered species list since 2008, and a Florida law that makes it illegal to fish them went into effect on January 1st, but fuck them says Rosie O’Donnell, who killed at least 2... READ MORE


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