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Bella Thorne Faulty Bikini and Shit Around the Web

May 24, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Teen Mom sex tapes, celebrity nip slips, and more!

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Paul Allen Hosts A Has-Been Boat Party

May 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Only billionaires can afford custom built luxury yachts because only billionaires can afford to lose tens of millions of dollars a year in operating cost and depreciation. Even Jennifer Lawrence finally being paid the same as her male co-stars... READ MORE

When Salma Hayek Went Full Frontal (Mr Skin Minute VIDEO)

April 28, 2017 | celebrity | Sponsored Content| 0 Comments

Hayek has no problem showing off her amazing rack and ass. This mentality has gotten her far.

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British Chicks Seem Less White Than Usual

December 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sane people acknowledge that fashion is a farcical avenue for ambitious gay men to subjugate women entirely for the purpose of making money and living fabulously. Or they will one day. It's for women and men who have no... READ MORE

Salma Hayek Tiene Tetas Muy Grande And Shit Around The Web

November 3, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Salma Hayek shows off her giant tits in GQ Mexico. Not bad for a late 40-something woman. The body and the desire to keep people interested. Still not watching Frida. READ MORE

Wicked Hot Anorexics at The British Fashion Awards

November 24, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The fashion business is one massive ruse. It’s the equivalent of telling Jacksonville Jaguars fans that this is the year. That dress looks suspiciously like something already in your closet. I know you’re paying for it yourself, but I... READ MORE

Salma Hayek Empowering Women Through Decent Toilets

September 21, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Since joining social media just this year, Salma Hayek has focused her attention on doing good for the world by way of call to action Tweets. It’s not an easy job, but it’s how Jesus would be attending to... READ MORE

Salma Hayek Tits Have Had Enough of Sexism

May 18, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Salma Hayek and a bunch of incredibly fortune female film industry cohorts joined forces in Cannes to speak about rampant sexism in Hollywood and the worldwide movie industry leaving no chance for a sister to make it out of... READ MORE

Salma Hayek Seems To Like Her New Gig

February 27, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s nearly impossible to sell shit to women without implying their selection will make them cum like lesbian freshmen. I don’t see the same thing in razor and truck ads. Maybe a little bigger dick implications, but there’s no... READ MORE

Salma Hayek in a Bikini on a Yacht

December 29, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Someday, legitimate science will prove that a big rack is worth a fortune. A potential fortune. Some women reject their blessings and toss it away like the super tall kid who eschews basketball and ends up cramped in coach... READ MORE

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