Salma Hayek went to Madeo in Los Angeles last night for dinner, and to make the night special she squeezed her size Huge breasts into a top made for toddlers. After seeing Anne Hathaway earlier, I wish there was... READ MORE

Salma Hayek went to the New York premiere of her movie ‘Grown Ups’ last night in New York and she wore this awesome dress that pushed up her huge breasts. If I were to make a movie right now... READ MORE

PAGET BREWSTER – is the best comedic actress in Hollywood (and she does amazing impressions of black people), so I’m selfishly happy that CBS is run by fumbling idiots who plan on essentially firing the entire female cast of... READ MORE

Salma Hayek was doing an interview for Extra to promote ‘Grown Ups’ when a snake came near the set. And apparently Salma is under the impression that a snake is natures loaded gun, constantly on the hunt for its... READ MORE

Salma Hayek read a ‘Dora The Explorer’ book to some kids in Burbank for some reason but I didn’t read that part because who cares. Her dress was boring and the only good part was when she leaned over... READ MORE

The screencaps that went online today of Salma Hayeks hacked Mac email account might be the most boring thing on earth, unless you count thesuperficial.  She hasn't even changed her dam desktop from the purple space thing that comes... READ MORE

A French paper is claiming that Salma Hayek has married the father of her child, billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault (that handsome devil pictured above).  And the report is probably true, considering Pinault owns the paper reporting it.  People magazine says…... READ MORE

Salma Hayek, who had a little girl about a year ago, tells USA Today that she stepped in and breast-fed a newborn baby during a trip to Sierra Leone because its mother wasn’t able to.  Quick, someone loan me... READ MORE

Salam Hayek filmed a guest appearance for "30 Rock" this weekend in New York, and because of her huge and awesome tits no one is even gonna read this far, so if you felt like going into the comments... READ MORE

Salma Hayek went on a German talk show this weekend, and she did it while wearing a dress that didn't even begin to wrap those things up. Which was nice.  It's nice when girls do that.  And I assure... READ MORE