One Million the New Opening A-List Ante for Texas Flood Relief

September 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kevin Hart's $25K Houston flood relief challenge was ballyhooed as the Ice Bucket Challenge but with some real cash oomph. You have to wonder if celebrities really wanted to be tagged.

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Jesse James Moving On

March 16, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

You've got to love the guy who fucks you over in a business deal and then consoles you with a platitude such as 'life isn't fair.' True, but it would be more fair if someone randomly stabbed you in... READ MORE

The All Female Ocean’s Eleven Movie Nobody Wanted Is Coming

November 4, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After clamor from absolutely nobody anywhere, an all female cast version of Ocean’s Eleven is in the works. This has nothing to do with George Clooney exec producing and lining up some easy millions in his pocket to help... READ MORE

Celebrities With Black Babies Affected More Than Most

October 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The racial divide in America affects nobody more than Hollywood celebrities who have adopted super cute black babies because nobody within twelve thousand miles could have made a better parent. Also, it’s inherently less indulgent than picking up a white... READ MORE

Sandra Bullock Deemed Most Beautiful

April 23, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

People Magazine named Sandra Bullock 2015’s Most Beautiful Person after a highly contentious process which utilized multiple analytics to pander to their aging readership and P.R. firm connections. At 50, Sandra Bullock is still pretty hot. And my car is... READ MORE

Sandra Bullock Is Trying to Age

July 28, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Sandra Bullock is set to star in an upcoming movie as Brownie Wise, who was a director of marketing for Tupperware. The film will chronicle Wise’s life and the spellbinding story of how Tupperware became a successful plastic container... READ MORE

Is George Clooney Rebounding With Sandra Bullock? Sure, Why Not?

August 29, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

George Clooney has a knack for dating significantly younger women who are incredibly attractive and then dumping them once they mention the M word, so it wouldn’t be his style to suddenly start dating a woman closer to his... READ MORE

Sandra Bullock is racy

November 2, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sandra Bullock dressed up as Jessie the Cowgirl yesterday to take her son Louis trick or treating in LA. As you can see, he wore a Buzz Lightyear costume, which is actually kind of weird because in the movies... READ MORE