Ghost in the Shell Tanked

April 4, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The life-action version of Japanese anime cult hit Ghost in the Shell tanked at the box office this weekend. If you bet the opposite, you don't deserve to handle money.


Mr. Skin Minute Features Scarlett Johansson Out of Her ‘Shell’

April 2, 2017 | video | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Mr. Skin gives us the only Scarlett Johansson clips we really care about!


Scarlett Johansson Eying Politics

March 31, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Scarlett Johansson told Michael Strahan she'd consider turning her public abortion confessions and Ivanka Trump impersonations into a full time elected office gig after her daughter is older and if she's still between additional future marriages.


Scarlett Johansson Battling for Custody

March 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Scarlett Johansson made it clear she will be providing zero public commentary to her ongoing divorce and child custody proceedings with husband, Romain Dauriac. She's asked that the media follow suit for the sake of her two year old.... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson Still Not Quite Apologizing

February 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Now that she's split from yet another gay husband, Scarlett Johansson has time for course correcting the racial and gender thinking of the lesser evolved world. There's a time for lecturing and there's a time for apologizing. Any decent moralist... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson Working Mom

February 10, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It's cool to be compassionate, but don't tell Holocaust survivors you understand their plight because you once manned a pizza oven. People don't like it when you hang out with them so you can put it on your resume.


A Day Without a Woman

February 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Organizers of the Women's March are scheduling a one-day general strike for the women of this nation. It's unclear how many women will participate, but one-percent of the gender would be spoke of in spin class circles for generations to come.


Scarlett Johansson ‘Ghost In The Shell’ Whitewash

November 15, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

People who don't want their failed run of unintelligent politically correct epitaphs to end merely because the election is over are now criticizng the casting of Scarlet Johansson in the lead role of naked chick in the Japanese classic... READ MORE

Black Widow Laments More Women Don’t Have Amazing Box Office Breasts

July 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Scarlett Johansson was named to a largely bogus list of top box office grossing stars in Hollywood, the only woman in the Top 10. The Box Office Mojo list is based upon the ticket take of all the movies... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson Highest Grossing Actress Ever

July 1, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Scarlett Johansson just cracked the Top 10 of all time highest grossing actors and feminists everywhere are ignoring this in order to dedicate more time to making cartoon characters scissor. The list is a bit misleading because it doesn't... READ MORE


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