Shakira Hot Midget Abs And Shit Around The Web

October 13, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

If you like teeny tiny chicks who belly dance after giving birth, Shakira is your girl. Her husband beats her if he sees men checking her out, so let that weigh on your conscience. See for yourself. (Drunken Stepfather)... READ MORE

Shakira Is Not Allowed to Dance With Boys

March 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s a little hint for the ladies. If your boyfriend tells you who you can or can not hang out with or work with, it’s not because he values you, it’s because he owns you. Fuck, how about that... READ MORE

I Think Shakira And Rihanna Are Having Sex

February 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Seeing a black chick and a midget get it on has been on my bucket list for just about forever. I’ve seen lots of diversity at the lesbian make-out rallies I attend hoping someday somebody there won’t look exactly... READ MORE

Shakira Knows How to Travel in Style

December 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Shakira arriving at LAX in a see-through shirt isn’t very newsworthy as much as it’s a reminder of how much us losers in coach suck at life. I’m assuming that if Shakira isn’t flying around on her own private... READ MORE

Shakira is replacing Christina Aguilera on ‘the Voice’

September 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Usher and Shakira will replace Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green for the fourth season of ‘the Voice’, though it’s said to be a temporary move so Aguilera can go on tour and Green can record a new album.... READ MORE

Shakira is being blackmailed over a sex tape

September 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

News reports from Spain and Mexico say Shaikira was filmed having sex on a yacht with her boyfriend, soccer star Gerard Piqué, by someone who worked for her and is now using it to blackmail her. An agent in... READ MORE