You Guessed It, Sistine Stallone, and Crap Around the Web

July 17, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Another Tuesday, another batch of sexy links including Josephine Skriver's sexy duck face, Ashley Tisdale's crazy cleavage, and the best nude scenes from Brit beauty Kelly Reilly! READ MORE

Eiza Gonzalez Eyes’a Poppin’ and Other Crap Around the Web

January 9, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Mandy Moore makes memes of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Guess The Bachelor beauty’s beach bikini body (TMZ) Bella Thorne, confuses silly Time’s Up with her serious sexual assault confessions (TerribleWords) Blanca Blanco nipples in see-through dress (TaxiDriverMovie) Eiza Gonzalez bombshell at Globes Pre-Party (Egotastic)... READ MORE

Sistine Rose Stallone Braless Red Carpet, Well, Hello, Sistine

September 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you live long enough you will see everything. Congratulations, you have lived long enough to want to fuck Rocky's daughter. She's turned eighteen recently, so you can say scream it from the rooftops. Finishing on the pedestrians below... READ MORE

The Stallone Girls in Bikinis

July 11, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are pluses and minuses to being seventy with a still attractive forty-something wife and three attractive teen daughters. Cialis and a chick in your bed who still looks good naked is a big something. But older guy muscle... READ MORE

Jennifer Flavin And Sistine Stallone in Bikinis

July 21, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sylvester Stallone took his family of past and future models for another yacht ride around some part of France where they still call him Rambo with some level of feigned enthusiasm. His sixteen year old daughter is now a... READ MORE

Stallone Has High Hopes

June 2, 2015 | bikini | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Sylvester Stallone posted a photo with his 16 year old daughter Sistine who wants to be a model like how super advantaged children used to want to go to Harvard. Stallone seems like a loving father so I’m curious... READ MORE