Thursday afternoon headlines

August 27, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

JON MAYER – went on tumblr and said the Huffington Post is “full of shit”, in a 463 word response to a 150 word story that implied he might be back together with Jennifer Aniston. Maybe he overreacted, but... READ MORE

sophie monk is in mexico

April 8, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If a bikini is a two piece swimsuit with a top half that covers a girls breasts so people can’t see them, then this uses the word “bikini” in the loosest possible sense. It’s like it’s made of construction... READ MORE

thursday morning headlines

October 29, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

MILEY CYRUS – shut down her twitter account earlier this month, and now a girl who must be super popular in school is threatening to kill a cat AND FUCKING EAT IT if Miley doesn’t re-open it. The girl... READ MORE

is she wearing makeup?

October 22, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Today is boring, so it’s a good thing that mostly naked Aussie girls never go out of style. In this case, Sophie Monk, “surfing” outside LA yesterday. She’s not really surfing of course, just using the surfboard as a... READ MORE

sophie monk is scandalous

September 28, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Aussie singer/actress Sophie Monk isn’t really known for anything in particular, and I really hope she doesn’t think that just flashing her breasts is gonna be enough to make her popular. And by that I mean, I’d very much... READ MORE

sophie monk is not bad

September 11, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Sophie Monk is staying at a friend’s beach house this week, and yesterday she pranced around in a bikini for a little while. She’s hot but it’s not the same when you cant hear that sexy-as-fuck Australian accent. Also,... READ MORE

Sophie Monk needs to get with it

August 10, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Sophie Monk is that Aussie singer whose good looks have carried her from the bottom of Hollywood to the somewhat higher bottom. And I guess she likes it there because she did some bikini modeling this weekend in LA... READ MORE

SOPHIE MONK IS THE WINNER

July 23, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t know what sexual predator designed Sophie Monks bikini, but god bless them, because that thing doesn’t even begin to cover anything once it gets wet.  She might as well wear a bikini made out of sugar or... READ MORE

YEAH THIS MAKES SENSE

September 19, 2006 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Benji Madden from Good Charlotte and Aussie actress Sophie Monk have been dating for about a month now, and it still doesn’t make a lick of sense.  Nothing in these pictures of them having lunch with his parents makes... READ MORE