When you see dogs meet each other at the park, there's a tremendous amount of ass smelling and some instinctive determination of positions of dominance and submission between the canines. Somehow they figure it within moments. Lesbians take more... READ MORE

Sexual fluidity means that everybody who has the means will eventually find themselves going down on a Victoria's Secret model. It's the game winning touchdown of life no matter what team you play for. READ MORE

Heidi Klum's Halloween costume of five other Heidi Klum rode the fine line of narcissim, then jumped it. Each year Heidi Klum hosts a corporate sponsored Halloween party because she wisely doesn't do shit for free outside of fucking... READ MORE

Stella Maxwell really fills out those short shorts. If she wasn't a lesbian I could surely score with her. Heteronormative is a burden like none other. READ MORE

How to be the bomb in the fashion industry. Long legs, blond, skinny, Irish, lesbian. Haute couture is an artificial construct of silly people doing silly things for silly money. Cunning people make mincemeat of these commercial sectors. READ MORE

Stella Maxwell wants you to look at her tits. If she asked you to buy a three-year subscription to Good Housekeeping at your door, maybe you waver. The tits request seems like a no-brainer. READ MORE

Stella Maxwell shares that habit of most skinny models in posting tons of photos of her evening meals and drink. There's no evidence any of them are eating. Look closely and you'll see there's nothing going past the lips. READ MORE

According to the thoughts of most all men, Victoria's Secret chicks are finger banging the shit out of each other in their pink kimonos backstage. Though Stella Maxwell is the only Victoria's Secret model who openly favors other women.... READ MORE

Stella Maxwell is an Irish hottie with a penchant for taking off her clothes. Her tits are small but satisfying. Like an appetizer. Entree requires lesbian credentials. Find those embarrassing photos from your freshman year. READ MORE

Lesbian gossip mills churn moist and reticent. Kristen Stewart was spotted hanging out with this Victoria's Secret model Stella Maxwell late night which has led people to speculate they were fucking. That's gender equality. If a dude were hanging... READ MORE