Miley Cyrus and Family Ruin Knicks Game.

March 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

ISIS could take out the court-side seats of any NBA game and we’d have to thank them for the herd culling we’re too cowardly to do ourselves. No, you only imagine professional ballplayers want to high five you after making... READ MORE

Tish Cyrus Nipple Was Really the Best

June 17, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Your daughter’s growing out her armpit hair and dating the Geek Squad tranny who came to fix her cable modem, but you know better, don’t you, mom?. Social progress memes come and go. A bleached blond MILF’s nipples have... READ MORE

Remember When You Wanted to Lick Tish Cyrus’ Thighs?

March 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s definitely possible that the site of Tish Cyrus’ ass melting down her legs caused Bret Michaels brain to spontaneously hemorrhage. I myself just shit a raisin that I consumed back in second grade snack period. I can already... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Wears Money-Print Mini

July 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Don’t be fooled. Miley Cyrus’ dress isn’t really made out of money. Though she may just have put together the most ingenious stripper dress ever. And given that she’s wearing 1’s and 5’s, just about the most honest dress... READ MORE

The Cyrii Are Getting Divorced

June 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I have a theory. You have sex with Brett Michaels and it will kill your marriage. Even if you happen to be married to Bret Michaels. Still, hard to imagine that Tish Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus, the pair... READ MORE

It’s Miley Cyrus in a bikini, and yes that’s her mom

May 13, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus is down in Rio today for her tour, and that can be a wild town so it’s a good thing her mom is there to look after her. Except that her mom is the one in the... READ MORE

would you rather do Miley Cyrus or her mom?

October 13, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus and her mom Tish and her little sister the family picture ruiner went to breakfast in Toluca Lake this morning, and her mom kinda looks like porn star Nikki Benz. She’s real skinny with big implants and... READ MORE


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