Miley Cyrus and Family Ruin Knicks Game.

March 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

ISIS could take out the court-side seats of any NBA game and we’d have to thank them for the herd culling we’re too cowardly to do ourselves. No, you only imagine professional ballplayers want to high five you after making a shot. Jack Nicholson aside, obviously. His pussy tales alone make him sacrosanct. Miley Cyrus and […]

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Tish Cyrus Nipple Was Really the Best

June 17, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Your daughter’s growing out her armpit hair and dating the Geek Squad tranny who came to fix her cable modem, but you know better, don’t you, mom?. Social progress memes come and go. A bleached blond MILF’s nipples have been attracting attention since the dawn of time. Who’s that fool to your right trying to […]

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Remember When You Wanted to Lick Tish Cyrus’ Thighs?

March 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s definitely possible that the site of Tish Cyrus’ ass melting down her legs caused Bret Michaels brain to spontaneously hemorrhage. I myself just shit a raisin that I consumed back in second grade snack period. I can already read the letters from the ladies complaining about me complaining about Tish’s gynoid lipodystrophy. But I’m […]

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Miley Cyrus Wears Money-Print Mini

July 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Don’t be fooled. Miley Cyrus’ dress isn’t really made out of money. Though she may just have put together the most ingenious stripper dress ever. And given that she’s wearing 1’s and 5’s, just about the most honest dress ever too. Miley didn’t even make it to the Trader Joe’s parking lots before Maxim named […]

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The Cyrii Are Getting Divorced

June 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I have a theory. You have sex with Brett Michaels and it will kill your marriage. Even if you happen to be married to Bret Michaels. Still, hard to imagine that Tish Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus, the pair who produced such great hits as Miley Cyrus and whatever their other four kids names are […]

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