Tom Hanks Thinks Press Junkets Are Just So Opprobrious

October 18, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Tom Hanks, who apparently lost his neck in some sort of tragic accident, took time away from looking like a bloated dredged up corpse version of his former self to weigh in on the burden of being a movie star during his TimesTalk Q&A at the Tribeca Performing Arts Center. While Hanks presumably likes starring in movies, he isn’t a fan of the other responsibilities, and during his interview, finally gets real about the seedy underbelly of Hollywood. No, not Harvey Weinstein’s FUPA. The press junket.

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Chester Hanks Threatens to Assault Howard Stern

April 2, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Imagine being Tom Hanks kid. Everybody loves your dad. You hear it every fucking day. Either dad is an asshole at home and nobody gets it. Or he’s just as fucking endearing as everybody thinks and that’s even worse. I’d probably ignite shit on fire as soon as I could work matches. Hanks’ youngest son […]

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Tom Hanks Is Better Than You

October 29, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Tom Hanks recently befriended a New York cab driver named Ferrarri and invited him backstage to a Broadway performance because Tom Hanks is super fucking nice. The driver picked up Hanks, struck up a conversation with him, and apparently succeeded in not completely creeping him out with his heavily accented talk of buried dead whores. Over […]

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Tom Hanks said “f**k” on Good Morning America

October 19, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Everyone thinks Tom Hanks is soooo great and likable, but he showed his true colors on Good Morning America today. After being prompted to do the voice of one of the many characters he plays in ‘Cloud Atlas’ (probably this gangster/dick in the box character), Hanks said “fuckin”. On live TV. With innocent families watching. […]

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Kate Upton is better with bikinis, Tom Hanks

October 13, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

These pictures of Kate Upton and her miraculous boobs are from the GQ shoot she did with hack photographer Terry Richardson, but he’s a creepy douche who always puts himself in a picture with the model doing his stupid thumbs up thing. So instead of letting him ruin more Kate Upton pictures, for this, jackass […]

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Tom Hanks is easily bought

October 10, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Movie stars like Tom Hanks are rich and everyone kisses their ass, so if you want one of them to do you a favor, you have to be creative. Nerdist wanted Hanks to do their podcast, so they got a 1934 Smith Corona typewriter (sorta like this), typed up an invitation, then sent the invitation […]

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Tom Hanks will love you till da break of dawn, girl

July 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

‘Cloud Atlas’, directed by Tom Tykwer of ‘Run Lola Run’ and Andy and Lana Wachowski (who used to be Larry Wachowski) of the Matrix trilogy, has it’s first trailer (HD here) starring Tom Hanks, Halle Berry, and Hugh Grant in a number of different roles as characters in different lifetimes. So Hanks is not just […]

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