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Toni Garrn Bikini Sandwich

May 28, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Once you’ve been repeatedly penetrated by DiCaprio there’s an air of invincibility around you akin to those who’ve seen brutal combat. You’re in a special club with limited members, not super limited, but you know, in the scheme of... READ MORE

Michelle Rodriguez And Toni Garrn Foreplay

May 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Each May, Michelle Rodriquez and her love boat troll the French Riviera on a hot girl pussy hunt. Rodriguez entices the women attending the Cannes film festival to come take a three hour tour in lawless international waters. You... READ MORE

Toni Garrn Sort of Gets Her Revenge

December 10, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Media outlets were spewing this morning how Toni Garnn got her payback on Leonardo DiCaprio by posing for these hot photos in GQ Magazine. I’m not sure people understand how revenge works. The appropriate response to your recent boyfriend... READ MORE

Toni Garrn Models Swimwear

September 17, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every time I see a picture of another model Leonardo Dicaprio is nailing, I get a little more jealous. I try not to, but that green-eyed monster is a bitch. Jealousy I mean, not this buck toothed Teuton. I... READ MORE

Toni Garrn Topless on a Boat

July 30, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Leonardo DiCaprio is not a man with a ton of time to waste. If you discount clubbing, karate kicking, and deep musing, he’s a very busy guy who medically requires sex five times a day with somebody with a... READ MORE

Leonardo DiCaprio Saved The World, Fuck Yeah!

July 26, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Leonardo DiCaprio kicked off his Leo Rescues Mother Nature Foundation in St. Tropez by amassing a large collection of hot models and Hollywood douchebags and raising a cool $25 million to save cheetahs and poison oak. Leo riled up... READ MORE

Leonardo DiCaprio Moved In With His Girlfriend

May 1, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

First, George Clooney finally decided to settle down and get married for a second time to lawyer Amal Alamuddin, who doesn’t look anything like the women he has typically dated, but played hard to get enough to make him... READ MORE

Toni Garrn’s Tits Might Be Dating Leonardo Dicaprio

December 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’ve had to fight the Leonardo Dicaprio is gay meme that every guy who can’t come to grips with how many supermodels Dicaprio bangs employs to salvage their own pride. It’s not been easy. This latest 21-year old German... READ MORE

Toni Garrn In A Bikini

August 10, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Leonardo DiCaprio has a new supermodel girlfriend. He goes through them really fast. Some people say his inability to maintain a relationship with women means he has issues making emotional connections with others. Some people have even speculated that... READ MORE

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