Fuck you, Dean McDermott. Mostly for making me feel bad for Tori Spelling. I’d like to heap a whole lot of condolences into her gaping chest maw this morning after reading of her husband cheating on her. Generally, I... READ MORE

Whenever I see a girl with a face puckered like an IBS ravage bunghole, I often think to myself, I wonder what she’d look like with her sweaty husband closing his eyes and squirting another baby into her. But... READ MORE

Mmm, just the words Tori Spelling sex tape are enough to give a man a four hour erection. The thought of that pucker fish face moaning and groaning while her husband who once had a job fondles her off-centered... READ MORE

These blurry photos of Tori Spelling’s ass were actually shot from about a few feet away. Her father Aaron spent the vast measure of his T.J. Hooker fortune before he died building a super force field around his daughter... READ MORE

Tori Spellings husband Dean McDermott apparently meant to post a “cute” picture of their son on twitter yesterday, but didn’t realize that Donna Martins big puffy tits (it’s like they’re just pumped up with air) and giant areola were... READ MORE

FERGIE – is on the verge of leaving the Black Eyed Peas because tension between her and Will.I.Am has become “intolerable”. Look around your surroundings and take note of this day, because it’s the day Fergie just fell off... READ MORE

If anyone thought Candy Spelling would use today to backtrack from yesterdays comment when she essentially said her daughter Tori killed Aaron Spelling, well then I’d like to introduce you to Candy Spelling, because this is obviously the first... READ MORE

Not really of course, but she did according to her mom Candy, who said on a radio interview this morning that Aaron Spelling “didn’t want to live” after Tori stopped speaking to her family.  “And that’s what killed him.” ... READ MORE

You may have thought Palm Springs couldn’t get any hotter, but then Tori Spelling spent Memorial Day there in a tiny little bikini. I know she’s often not considered attractive according to our western standards of beauty, but other... READ MORE

Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott had lunch at La Scala in Beverly Hills yesterday, then she led a rag tag group of rebel fighters in a daring raid of the Empires outer moon bases.  She's so brave!... READ MORE