Scott Disick Already Tired of 19 Year Old

November 10, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

 It’s hard to take anyone serious who looks like they’ve purchased one-ply toilet paper their entire lives but Blac Chyna’s ex-boyfriend has taken time out of his busy failing rap career to talk about Scott Disick’s alleged infidelity. Tyga stumbled across Scott’s online dating profile and broke bro code when he outed another man.

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Zoe Saldana’s Blockbuster Body and Shit Around the Web

May 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Danielle Knudson asstastic photo shoot (DrunkenStepfather)

Tyga parties with bikini-clad blondes on a yacht in Miami (TMZ)

Victoria Bonya caught skinny dipping in the surf (TaxiDriverMovie)

Daphne Groeneveld topless Scooby snacks (EgotasticAllStars)

Ariana Grande works her little booty (HollywoodTuna)

Zoe Saldana and the Hottest Actresses of May 2017’s Blockbusters (Egotastic)

Ashley Benson sexy legs and groovy curves (Popoholic)

Camila Mendes just keeps getting hotter (Fleshbot)

TV Nudity Report: American Gods and Billions (Mr. Skin)

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Kylie Jenner Couldn’t Be a Better Girlfriend

November 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When none of their Facebook friends are watching, even white Blue State moms confess they don’t want to wake to photos of their topless teen daughters mounted on short unemployed older black men.

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King Cairo Is Super Fucked

October 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Giving a kid a majestic name is the standard setup for a gutter ball of a future. King Cairo, the boy child Tyga fucked into Blac Chyna because each misread the tea leaves on the other’s financial prospects, now shuttles between life with his 400 FICO score midget rapper dad living off his 19-year old Jenner girlfriend and his stripper mom and her reality show pregnancy with Still Fat Rob Kardashian.

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Kylie Jenner And Tyga Off to Fuck

September 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner and her broke-ass rapper boyfriend headed to their Airbnb apartment in New York to retreat from the hustle and bustle of Fashion Week and get down to the business of fucking.

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Tyga Is Funny In A Sad Way

September 1, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Tyga’s Ferrari was repossessed while he had it parked at a car dealership where he was looking at a Bentley. Don’t share this information with your racist uncle, it will just encourage him.

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Tyga America’s Most Wanted

August 10, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Tyga is a real piece of shit. Exhibit A he’s from LA and is wearing a Red Sox hat.

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Tyga Neglects His Tiger

August 3, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Aspiring pederast Tyga had his real life tiger seized by Fish and Wildlife a few years ago but for some reason they didn’t throw his ass in jail. Turns out it’s illegal to keep large endangered cats in your house, especially if you can’t pay the rent. It makes the tigers look trashy.

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Kylie Jenner Fucking, But Not With Child

July 15, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

InTouch Weekly has reported Kylie Jenner as pregnant around seven times. Either they don’t know where abortions come from or they’re just making up shit to sell copies. This is precisely the kind of sexist horror Jennifer Aniston bemoaned while kicking her cat’s caretaker. Jenner took to Twitter to confirm that she’s eighteen and fucking a failed rapper who previously knocked up her half-brother’s fiancee, but she’s still without a baby:

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Kylie Jenner And Tyga Resume AIDS Exchange

June 30, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Tyga is done fucking his latest human trafficking victim and is reportedly back on with Kylie Jenner, who according to TMZ is was going to buy him a Bentley since his was recently repossessed. Apparently this Beverly Hillbillies charade is going to drag on for several more months until one of them is triangulated to Charlie Sheen. Smart money’s on Tyga.

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