Vanessa Hudgens went to the gym today wearing tiny little shorts and a shirt with a phrase I can easily convince myself is about my penis, and yet for some reason they’re still boring. Next time one of the... READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens went to the gym today with her boyfriend Something Something, and no one even had to bribe her with millions of dollars. FUN FACT: Jessica Simpson eats dinner at around 10pm, just like they do in Spain.... READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens had lunch at Caffe Roma in Beverly Hills today, and it’s hard to decide what looked the most effeminate and girly. Was it her see-though sweater, her black bra, her sexy purple highlights, or her boyfriend Austin... READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens is in St. Petersburg, Florida, today filming ‘Spring Breakers’, and as you can see by the money stuffed into her bikini, it looks like a pretty fancy movie. The theatre will probably even pass out those glasses... READ MORE

I noticed in yesterday’s ‘Spring Breakers’ post that I forgot to mention that Ashley Benson is also in this movie. But it seems that even the paparazzi don’t care about her because she’s literally in five of these shots.... READ MORE

Movie studios are awful places where they greenlight movies like the above, ‘Spring Breakers,’ which IMDB says has something to do with college girls turning to armed robbery for something or another. Knowing that anybody under the age of... READ MORE

The good news is that Vanessa Hudgens was back on the beach in Hawaii today, when all of a sudden my telepathy kicked in and her bikini top fell off. The bad news is that this bitch has cat-like... READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler were still in Hawaii this weekend, romantically holding each other in the water and watching the sunset. It looked like an ad for Sandals. Or condoms. (image source = fame) READ MORE

Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler were in Hawaii yesterday, and after a little bit of horseplay, Austin got Vanessa in a Rampage Jackson-esque powerbomb. Austin Butler takes his beach time very seriously. (image source = splash) READ MORE

So Vanessa Hudgens was down in Miami in a bikini yesterday too. Do white girls under 30 still wear bikinis? It doesn’t seem like it lately. Are tans a sign of the lower class again? Wheres Megan Fox? Someone... READ MORE