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05/09/2008 07:54REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING

Anyone still not over the Jayde Nicole thread???

 

*boner shoots dust* 



05/09/2008 07:53JAYDE NICOLE IS PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR

Further evidence of Canada's domination in, well, just about everything(and by everything, I mean Hockey, and Hot Women).  Except blowing things up.  You guys totally rule at that, 'spect, 'spect.

 

She's from a little town called Port Perry.  Pop. About 5000.  Can you imagine, growing up in a town where everyone knows everyone, and this chick was in your gene pool?  I'd probably hit my penis so hard, my hand would spot-weld to it.



05/09/2008 07:50JAYDE NICOLE IS PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR
Indeed, those Canadians do love anal.  In fact, the only real way to show a Canadian girl that you love them is ass-to-mouth sex.  ATM sex = love in whatever language the Canadians speak.


05/09/2008 07:47REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING

Dear Colleagues,

Seeing this chick has compelled me to ask the eternal question:

Is it best to be with a chick with a butter face, yet possessing a hot body; OR is it better to be with a girl who has a beautiful face, yet an overweight body?

Your insight is appreciated...



05/09/2008 07:43REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
-puts her on my "To Do" list!


05/09/2008 07:38LIV TYLER IS SINGLE

One must remember that in celebrity years, 5 years is a fucking lifetime to stay married. They are probably patting each other on the back that they "made it last so long."

In other news, tune in today 2-4 pm at www.UCLAradio.com . Anyone who pms me a request/dedication will get it on the air. Theme today is "The Universe," so request classic rock songs with cosmic words in the titles! 



05/09/2008 07:37JAYDE NICOLE IS PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR
It's been so long since I've seen a Playboy that I was somewhat shocked to see bald pussy appearing in one.


05/09/2008 07:36REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING

GGGGGOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL!

 

Is that the Governor of Louisiana, Piyush "Bobby" Jinda, on the cell phone in picture 1?



05/09/2008 07:35LIV TYLER IS SINGLE
I think she's hot.


05/09/2008 07:33JAYDE NICOLE IS PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR
If they'd airbrushed that pic any more it would be an abstract.


05/09/2008 07:29JAYDE NICOLE IS PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR
Not to brag, gents, but a few months back we had her as a guest on the talk radio show that I produce.  Talking to her on the phone while checking out her pics was something else, to put it mildly....


05/09/2008 07:25REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
I'd fuck Meryl Streep and I'd fuck her as well. Heck, I'll fuck you if you stand still long enough.


05/09/2008 07:23EVE MENDES IS NAKED, WEIRD
She normally looks hot, but these weird ass "artistic" pictures make her look like a headliner at a Tijuana donkey show.


05/09/2008 07:22JAYDE NICOLE IS PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR
Amen, Cheese. I'm glad to see a chick sporting her natural hair color in Playboy for once. She gets my respect for that reason alone.


05/09/2008 07:22REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
Thank you Quinlan for that chuckle.


05/09/2008 07:20REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING

"Personal assistant" wanted: High profile athlete seeks young female with big knockers to "help" him with day-to-day "activities," which include but are not limited to

  • Naked dictation
  • Naked car washing
  • Naked house cleaning
  • Naked massage
  • Naked nakedness

Pay rate depends on how well you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and keep your fucking mouth shut to the press.

 

In other news: show today 2-4 pm PST at www.UCLAradio.com . Today's show theme is "The Universe"--dedications/requests accepted via PM! 



05/09/2008 07:19LIV TYLER IS SINGLE
Celebrities are pros at pimping out their kids. Steven Tyler pioneered it, apparently.


05/09/2008 07:18REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING

she was flying in to meet up with Royston Langdon, because she thinks he's sexy.



05/09/2008 07:18IT'S JUST LIKE OLD TIMES
Doctress Leisa says

The story is about Brits and KFed, so B posted a banner pic that had the both of them in it. Since they are separated, of course any pic posted would be old.

Jesus, you people are fucking dense. 

Well, it makes sense to ME, but apparently not to the 600 people yelling "Yay she's hot again!" so...


05/09/2008 07:18REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING

In the words of renowned primitologist Jane Goodall, "Damn She Got Some Big Titties!"



05/09/2008 07:17REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
I'm guessing she didn't fly SWA, as she didn't get kicked off the airplane.


05/09/2008 07:16JAYDE NICOLE IS PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR
The tat would have been better if it said "Classy," quotes and all.


05/09/2008 07:14REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING

This Merry Maid sucks like a Hoover plus she's Spanish, which means she has to do anal (it's a  law over there), add the big boobs and bisexual and I say good-on-ya David.  

 



05/09/2008 07:14JAYDE NICOLE IS PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR

Hey all stupid American Gen Y ers, tip do not get a tat above your junk.

 

The more you know... 



05/09/2008 07:13IT'S JUST LIKE OLD TIMES
I just think it's awesome she can pull off "Blue Steel" and step down from a curb at the same time. Dangerous move, dangerous move.


05/09/2008 07:11REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
nice tits, butter face.


05/09/2008 07:10REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
I love the look on the dude's face who has absolutely no qualms with checking out her ass.


05/09/2008 07:09JAYDE NICOLE IS PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR
Finally a brunette. I was growing weary of spanking it to that blond clone they always use.


05/09/2008 07:07REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
The porter told me he recommends this post as well but no internet connection on his Celle


05/09/2008 07:06REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
I wish our Meryl Streep had tits like this when I was a kid...


05/09/2008 07:06REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
@joker - I'm not sure about A2M, but I heard on good authority that when she takes it in the ass quarters shoot out of her ears. Looky there, a magic trick and an ATM, better than A2M any day.


05/09/2008 07:04REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
.....who?


05/09/2008 07:02LIV TYLER IS SINGLE
Was it weird for anyone else that Liv was a sex symbol in her daddy's videos? I swore you could get jail time for that and I didn't think Steven was from Arkansas.


05/09/2008 06:59JAYDE NICOLE IS PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR
Yeah, Juan's more of a pocket pool kind of guy. Not that I blame him, that's America's real f'ing pasttime.


05/09/2008 06:59REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING

To answer your question, no, I don't remember her, but I will now.  The spank bank is iron clad.



05/09/2008 06:59REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
I'd take Posh over this washed up old hag any day of the week.


05/09/2008 06:58REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
I don't mean to beat a dead whore but, any word on whether or not she does A2M?


05/09/2008 06:58REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
I think i speak for the rest of the UK when i say she is a cumbucket


05/09/2008 06:56REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
She looks fit, healthy, very pretty. I could do without the freak nail polish, but still.


05/09/2008 06:55REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
Did they catch the cartoon mouse who hit her in the face with a frying pan?


05/09/2008 06:55REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING

LoRider, you nailed it--very Meryl Streepish. 

Put Loos and Penelope Cruz together and what do you have?

Two good candidates for rhinoplasty. 

 



05/09/2008 06:54REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
She looks happy trampy enough to incite an airport personnel gang bang.


05/09/2008 06:54REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
Wrap them man hands around my meat puppet


05/09/2008 06:53REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
I'd hit it, but she's not that pretty. Check out that nose? That thing looks more like a beak.


05/09/2008 06:51REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING

I want to see her 'respect' the playmate's snatch...



05/09/2008 06:49REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING
I prefer good old American bisexuals with big tits


05/09/2008 06:48JAYDE NICOLE IS PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR

I have lurked here for about two years. I finally had to create an account to tell you what a fucking moron you are to call Sara Jean Underwood fug. In all seriousness fuck you. 

Sara jean Underwood is the hottest piece of ass I have ever seen!



05/09/2008 06:48REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING

An italian Meryl Streep - who'da thunk?  With tits we don't mind seeing - freaky!

 

Ride Lo



05/09/2008 06:46REBECCA LOOS FORGOT SOMETHING

First?

 



05/09/2008 06:42JAYDE NICOLE IS PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR

fun fact: every single Canadian girl does anal. 

Now you tell me!  Last year I was in Edmonton and Toronto, and not a single girl offered herself to me in that way.

Lots of guys, sure, but Juan's no hockey player, so he said "No thanks!" 



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