i feel like we’ve grown apart

Hey. It’s me. Brendon. Welcome to the contact page. Pretty sweet, huh?

Anyway, if you’re a hot girl who wants to seduce me, the best way to start is on twitter or to email me here:

whatwouldtyler@live.com

You can also use those to send tips or whatever. Of course if you’re writing to tell me the page sucks, I wouldn’t bother because this is pretty much as good as it’s gonna get, and your pithy email won’t magically make me funny or teach me about punctuation. That ship sailed long ago.

As far as advertising on Tyler, which last year got just under half a billion hits, please send all inquiries to:

advertise@buzz-media.com

Unless you’d rather just bribe me, in which case we can do that directly. It’ll be our little secret, heh-heh-heh.