Pennsatuky Busted And Shit Around The Web

November 20, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Taryn Manning, the white trash actress that plays the white treash methhead Pennsatucky on Orange is the New Black, was arrested for violating a restraining order against a former friend. I guess this bitch is method. Read all about... READ MORE

Bieber The Preacher And Shit Around The Web

November 19, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lesbian recording artist and also just artist Justin Bieber has found Jesus and wants to preach the word. He claims he’s giving up the drugs and sex and possibly even the fighting like a pussy. I have no problem... READ MORE

Jose Canseco’s Dead Finger And Shit Around The Web

November 18, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

A couple weeks ago Jose Canseco claims he accidentally shot off his finger while cleaning a gun, as happens to millions of Americans daily. He had the digit re-attached by some discount doctor and the finger fell off during a poker... READ MORE

Bieber Got Some Splaining To Do And Shit Around The Web

November 15, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lesbian midget doll Justin Bieber is being summoned back to Argentina regarding his entourage beating people up in a nightclub. I can’t wait for him to get put in an Argentine jail where he will meet Jesus… a big... READ MORE

Taylor Swift’s Lack Of Booty And Shit Around The Web

November 14, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Katy Perry’s current fuck buddy Diplo says he is going to start a Kickstarter campaign to buy Taylor Swift a booty. He has a point. I’ve seen bigger rears on toddlers. He’s also a short-sighted ass. You don’t mock... READ MORE

Jenny McCarthy Returns To TV And Shit Around The Web

November 13, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Extremely modestly talented Jenny McCarthy and New Kid On The Block Donnie Wahlberg are going to star in their own reality show. The show will be called TV Is Now Officially A Barren Wasteland of Retreaded Ideas For Brain... READ MORE

Eminem Is Pissing People Off Again And Shit Around The Web

November 12, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Hey! It’s fifteen years ago and Slim Shady is pissing people off. In a new song he says he wants to punch Lana Del Rey like Ray Rice did to his wife and people are in a tizzy about... READ MORE

Nick Jonas Likes Girls And Shit Around The Web

November 11, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Nick Jonas’ sex scenes for Kingdom are hilariously awkward. Not only is he…wait for it…an MMA fighter but he’s also got to pretend he likes having sexy time with women. Ew. Watch Nick try his hardest to not think... READ MORE

Seinfeld Has Autism And Shit Around The Web

November 8, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Jerry Seinfeld has self-diagnosed himself with being on the autism spectrum. Nobody wants to get left off the modern day Red Badge of Courage train. No doctors needed. Read all about Jerry’s “affliction”. (The Superficial) Michelle Tanner is looking... READ MORE

Beyonce Is Rich And Shit Around The Web

November 7, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Beyonce is one wealthy woman. She made over 115 million dollars last year, twice as much as any other female star. Usually money flows from the stupid to the smart in our economy, but given Beyonce’s educational aptitude, let’s... READ MORE