Fifty Shades Of Mommy Porn And Shit Around The Web

July 24, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

The trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey came out today. Suburban housewives everywhere are marking their calendars with their chubby moist fingers for Valentine’s Day 2015 when they will all assemble en masse to witness this softcore porn. I’d... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Pretends He’s Disabled And Shit Around The Web

July 23, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Pixie fucktard Justin Bieber pulled another one of his signature dick moves by pretending to need a wheelchair so he could cut the line at Disneyland. If there was a God, this would’ve been the moment for those once... READ MORE

Beyonce And Jay Z Probably Splitting And Shit Around The Web

July 22, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

America’s second most annoying couple, Jay Z and Beyonce, are rumored to be splitting up. The reason seems to be that Jay Z likes to stick his dick in other women while Beyonce’s independently wealthy and doesn’t need that... READ MORE

Adam Levine Gets Married (Fuck Yeah, Tool) And Shit Around The Web

July 21, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Adam Levine somehow managed to land himself a Victoria’s Secret model wife. It reminds me of a little piece of advice my grandfather gave me when I asked him why girls didn’t want to date sweet lovable guys like... READ MORE

Tim McGraw Hits a Woman And Shit Around The Web

July 18, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Country fancy lad Tim McGraw slapped one of his yokel fans when she tried to grab his pants. God forbid she rip his meticulously torn jeans any further. He’s getting a lot of flack for it. His fans don’t... READ MORE

Drake And Macklemore Shot Into Space And Shit Around The Web

July 17, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

The inexplicably popular Drake used his forum as host of the ESPYs to throw shade at Macklemore. He’s still jealous that the talentless shitburger beat him at the Grammys to which he wore his very neatest suit. I wish... READ MORE

Seth MacFarlane Is Sued And Shit Around The Web

July 16, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Seth MacFarlane is being sued by the makers of a web-series. They claim that MacFarlane stole their idea of a drunken asshole teddy bear to make his movie Ted. I saw some of the videos and it does look... READ MORE

Cameron Diaz Didn’t Sit on Drew Barrymore’s Face And Shit Around The Web

July 15, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

After Cameron Diaz made some publicity reference to having been with a woman before, rumors started flying that the woman she had bumped uglies with was Drew Barrymore. Not only does Diaz say she never munched Drew’s sloppy hippy... READ MORE

Bethenny Frankel Is Infantalizing And Shit Around The Web

July 14, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Reality skeleton and failed talk show host Bethenny Frankel set the Internet into a tizzy with a social media picture of her wearing her four year old daughter’s PJs and talking about how they could now share clothes. People... READ MORE

The “Glee” Pussy Curse And Shit Around The Web

July 11, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Banging a girl from Glee has claimed its second victim after Becca Tobin’s boyfriend Matt Bendik was found dead in his hotel room. Last year Dead Cory Monteith was found dead in his hotel room trying to shut out... READ MORE