Jeremy Renner Is A Pimp And Shit Around The Web

January 13, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Jeremy Renner used his two minutes as a presenter at the Golden Globes to come on to Jennifer Lopez. It’s pretty fucking smooth. You shouldn’t hit on a woman just because her tits are hanging out of her dress, you... READ MORE

Superman Soars With Herpes And Shit Around The Web

January 10, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Here’s an interesting proposition for the comic nerds. Can Superman contract The Herp? Current Superma Henry Cavil was seen leaving the Chateau Marmont with Paris Hilton. Kryptonite. Read all about Superman’s latest foe: the demon rash. (Dlisted) Nikki Lund in... READ MORE

Bieber’s Painted On Pubes And Shit Around The Web

January 9, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lesbian troll doll Justin Bieber had to have his pubes painted on with Photoshop in his Calvin Klein underwear ads. At least that’s what Calvin convinced him as he also explained to Justin that Photoshop involved Calvin using his... READ MORE

Claire Huxtable To The Rescue And Shit Around The Web

January 8, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Phylicia Rashad, Bill Cosby’s hoagie denying TV wife, has come to his defense to say that there is obviously a vast conspiracy set on destroying Cosby’s legacy. Personally, I think it’s a cabal headed by Cockroach and Bud. Read... READ MORE

Katy Perry Is Fucking John Mayer Again And Shit Around The Web

January 6, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Katy Perry is once again playing the part of beard to John Mayer. She’s one in a long line of women he has used to convince people that he isn’t queerer than a football bat. Read all about their... READ MORE

Madonna Is Just Like MLK And Shit Around The Web

January 6, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Madonna had to apologize after posting several pictures of Black leaders like Martin Luther King and Nelson Mandela dressed like she is on her new shitty album cover. For some reason people thought it was asinine and racist that... READ MORE

Bono’s Broken Hand And Shit Around The Web

January 3, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Bono smashed the fuck out of his hand in his recent bicycling accident and will never be able to play guitar again. Which is extremely sad news for all the people who were hoping he would never sing again. Learn... READ MORE

Gwyneth Hates Mean Girls And Shit Around The Web

January 1, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lithesome harpy Gwyneth Paltrow believes that women are mean to each other and that needs to stop. It’s okay for women to be mean to men and children and pets not named Sir Reginald, but women need to have each other’s... READ MORE

Sofia Vergara Gets Engaged And Shit Around The Web

December 31, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Latina tit monster Sofia Vergara got engaged over the holiday to the werewolf bohunk from True Blood, Joe Manganiello. Not to sound bi-curuous unsure, but both of these people are ridiculously hot. I look forward to their sex tape.... READ MORE

Xtina Tells Mickey Mouse To Fuck Off And Shit Around The Web

December 30, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Christina Aguilera melted down while on a visit to Disneyworld when a Mickey Mouse going on break refused to take pictures with her. She had a few unsavory words for Mickey. I mean, call him a high-pitched anal fister,... READ MORE