Jessica Simpson Crotch and Shit Around the Web

June 13, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

There’s less than a week left until Juneteenth. If you haven’t left on the Greyhound for Milwaukee, you’re probably already too late for the riots. Enjoy your Flag Day, whitey. Nicole Scherzinger is crazy hot when viewed ass first... READ MORE

Petra Nemcova and Shit Around the Web

June 12, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

In the time honored tradition of being super fucking lazy, here’s a list of other must-see stuff around the web today. You can pretend you’re too busy to see more, but you’re not. Obama takes six weeks of vacation... READ MORE