Ariana Grande Licks Holes And Shit Around The Web

July 7, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Minuscule diva Ariana Grande was spotted in a donut shop’s security footage licking a bunch of donuts and then not buying them. If it’s a fetish, I’m down with it, but I want to do it with you. Otherwise I’m just... READ MORE

Nicky Hilton Butt Cheeks And Shit Around The Web

July 6, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Nicky Hilton showed off her butt cheeks and thong through a cut out dress at a Versace show. In other news, Nicky Hilton is still alive and this is the most interesting moment of her life. Behold the Nicky Hilton... READ MORE

Daniela Lopez Osorio Is A Bonermaker And Shit Around The Web

July 3, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Daniela Lopez Osorio is one sexy Latina. She fights for the right of so many good causes, then starts taking her clothes off. The perfect citizen. Check out Daniela in various oiled body bikinis. (Egotastic) You know it’s bad when... READ MORE

Paris Hilton Fakes It And Shit Around The Web

July 2, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lazy-eyed heiress Paris Hilton may have been in on that plane crash practical joke from earlier in the week. At least that’s what people are saying. I don’t buy it. That DJ is not good enough of an actress.... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian’s Master Class And Shit Around The Web

July 1, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Toiletry bag item Kim Kardashian gave her lecture on the objectification of women and other topics thereby being further legitimized. She talked about what it was like to be used as spank material and what the best lighting is for... READ MORE

Shia LaBeouf Ruins America And Shit Around The Web

June 30, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Shia LaBeouf once again shamed our nation by acting like a self-absorbed thicket of dick cheese at Mt. Rushmore. He ran around and screamed like a dildo about America in a sarcastic way. I hope the ghost of Teddy... READ MORE

Lena Dunham Makes It About Her And Shit Around The Web

June 26, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Lena Dunham is pressuring her mongoloid boyfriend Jack Antonoff to marry her now that there is marriage equality throughout the land. I’d jump that train while you have the chance. This caboose has traction. Read all about Lena’s latest narcissitic... READ MORE

Donald Trump Gets El Dumpoed And Shit Around The Web

June 25, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Presidential candidate and dead ferret toupee wearer Donald Trump has really pissed off the Mexicans. Univision has dropped Trump’s Miss USA Pageant after Trump called Mexican immigrants rapists and thieves. Pobrecito. Read all about how Donald got himself in... READ MORE

Shia Gets Head Trauma And Shit Around The Web

June 24, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Public embarrassment Shia LaBeouf had to be rushed to the hospital after getting a massive head wound on set. It’s unclear what happened other than everybody who has ever met him was wishing for it. Read all about Shia’s latest... READ MORE

Demi Moore and Her Girls in Bikinis And Shit Around The Web

June 23, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Demi Moore has the right idea about posing next to girls who aren’t as hot as she is. So, it’s her daughters. That’s clearly not her fault. Bruce! Demi Moore and her chinny daughters in bikinis, it’s a thing... READ MORE