The Situtation Is Indicted And Shit Around The Web

September 24, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has been indicted on several counts of tax fraud for not reporting millions of clams. In sadder news, we live in a world in which this collie-faced fuck can earn millions. Read all about The... READ MORE

Nick Cage Is A Fucking Weirdo And Shit Around The Web

September 23, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

One of the most popular conspiracy theories on the internet is that Nicolas Cage is a vampire. I think he’s just an annoying fuck. Here is a story Idris Elba tells about Cage spending the night at Dracula’s castle…like... READ MORE

Ariana Grande Has No Life Coach And Shit Around The Web

September 22, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Ariana Grande’s life coach quit because Ariana is so insufferable. What kind of impossible bitch do you have to be for your life coach to quit on you? What she needs is some counseling from the “shut the fuck... READ MORE

Mama June Is Single, Boys And Shit Around The Web

September 19, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Love officially got cancer today when it was announced that Mama June, the Hutt that shat out the mini-me turd known as Honey Boo Boo, has split from her husband Sugar Bear. Apparently, he cheated on her. I can’t... READ MORE

Models Are Mean To Kendall Jenner And Shit Around The Web

September 19, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kendell Jenner is whining that she was bullied and treated like shit by the models at New York’s fashion week. Could it be that they resent a girl who volunteered to blow creepy older men to get her gigs... READ MORE

Beyonce’s Fake Thigh Gap And Shit Around The Web

September 18, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Overexposed harpie Beyonce  had her thighs Photoshopped in a bikini. Maybe it’s because she’s knocked the fuck up or maybe it’s just that she wants to pretend she still has thigh gap. Either way, she should fire her photo... READ MORE

Adrian Peterson Really Hates Kids And Shit Around The Web

September 17, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Adrian Peterson is accused of beating a completely different four year old bastard than the one he whooped with a switch. Some people are calling this a sign he has a pattern of abusing his children. I say, he’s... READ MORE

Kanye West Hates The Handicapped And Shit Around The Web

September 15, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kanye West managed to piss off pretty much everyone when he yelled at two handicapped people in wheelchairs for not standing up at his show. I guess maybe he thought he could heal them with his asshole Yeezus power.... READ MORE

The NFL Punches Rihanna And Shit Around The Web

September 12, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

In its infinite wisdom to cover its ass over fucking up the Ray Rice debacle, the NFL pulled a Rihanna song from its Thursday night football coverage so people wouldn’t think about Rihanna being punched in the face by... READ MORE

Chris Brown Still A Dick And Shit Around The Web

September 11, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown and his entourage started a bottle throwing fight at a club because they lacked any more original ideas. Chis Brown’s like a wild dog that’s been flogged to fight and just has to be put down before... READ MORE