Amy Adams Gets Bumped And Shit Around The Web

December 24, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Highly fuckable starlet Amy Adams was bumped from the Today Show after she refused to talk about the Sony hack. I guess she was afraid that Scott Rudin would send nasty emails about gingers if she did. Read all about... READ MORE

Nobody Likes Natalie Portman And Shit Around The Web

December 23, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Natalie Portman’s favorite whine is how Star Wars ruined her life. It seems that after she gave a shitty stilted performance in those steaming turd prequels no one wanted to work with her. Now she can only cry into her... READ MORE

Cosby Is A Plagarapist And Shit Around The Web

December 19, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

On top of being a serial amateur chemist, Bill Cosby is also a plagiarist. It seems that he had two of the Fat Albert and Friends writers from back in the day write his doctoral thesis for him. Is... READ MORE

Madonna Overreacts And Shit Around The Web

December 18, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Dessicated crone Madonna crawled out from her cave where she eats fish tails and strokes The Precious to complain about her new songs getting leaked. She called it “artistic rape” which for one illusory moment made her music seemed compelling.... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston’s Withered Womb And Shit Around The Web

December 17, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Old crone Jennifer Aniston wants the media to stop pressuring her to shit out a flesh-colored baby turd already. This isn’t like asking the Yankees if they’re going after pitching in the offseason. Aniston’s about to turn 46. She can... READ MORE

Mama June Pouch Porn And Shit Around The Web

December 16, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Vivid just offered Mama June, of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fame, 1 million dollars to make a fuck the folds porno. It’s one of Vivid’s regular publicity stunts to make such an offer to women in the news.... READ MORE

Michael Fassbender’s Dong And Shit Around The Web

December 12, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Besides confirming that Hollywood is racist as shit, the Sony leak also showed what many have already known: that Hollywood producers have tiny dicks. Namely, producer Michael de Luca who was jealous and intimidated by the size of Michael... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie Is a Hack And Shit Around The Web

December 11, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

One of the things revealed in the big Sony email hack was veteran producer Scott Rudin calling Angelina Jolie “a minimally talented, spoiled brat.” as he bitched about her plans to star in a $180 million Cleopatra film certain... READ MORE

Ridley Scott Doesn’t Give A Fuck And Shit Around The Web

December 10, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

People who get pissed are pissed that Ridley Scott cast a bunch of white actors to play the biblical roles in his new Exodus blockbuster. Everybody not in historical denial understands there were no caucasians or blue eyes in the... READ MORE

Miley And Paris’ Makeout Party And Shit Around The Web

December 9, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Slut beasts Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton were seen making out at Art Basel in Miami right in front of Miley’s boyfriend baby Schwarzenegger. I wonder what bacterial plagues that live in those whorish maws did they swap? Read... READ MORE