Don Draper Dries Out And Shit Around The Web

March 25, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Jon Hamm, best known for playing drunken man whore ad man Don Draper, just got out of rehab for alcohol abuse. It seems that he took his work home with him. Remember back when people used to just drink... READ MORE

Hot Single Girls Seeking Men And Shit Around The Web

March 24, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Sometimes I wonder about important shit. Like if seeing hot selfies of single girls helps or hinders the dating process. Just kidding. I don’t think about that shit. I just look at their tits and ass and hope they... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian On the Run And Shit Around The Web

March 23, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rob Kardashian called his sister Kim out for being a sociopathic murderer. Either he’s right or he’s wrong. Either way, he’s dead. Read all about Rob getting Gone Girled. (TMZ) Start your week off right, with girls with giant... READ MORE

Screech Is A Gangsta And Shit Around The Web

March 20, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Dustin Diamond is currently on trial for stabbing a dude in a bar. He says it was an accident, but much like one of Zach’s schemes, it’s coming unraveled. Turns out he’s threatened other dudes with his blade before.... READ MORE

What The Fuck Happened To Uma Thurman And Shit Around The Web

March 19, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

It’s a shame what Uma Thurman did to her face. I’m sure it says something about sexism and ageism in Hollywood, but for the time being we should probably just focus on outing the name of her plastic surgeon. See... READ MORE

Jamie Foxx Porking Katie Holmes And Shit Around The Web

March 18, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rumors are flying that Jamie Foxx has been slipping it to Katie Holmes. It makes sense. Short and troubled might just be her type. Foxx has an Oscar so he probably gets the ass. I think that’s Hollywood law.... READ MORE

Kylie And Kendall Get A Video Game And Shit Around The Web

March 17, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

In another sign of the apocalypse, Kylie and Kendall Jenner are getting their own insipid video game. Their slutty sister Kim Kardashian’s game made millions of dollars because people are super stupid and downloaded it. I wonder if the... READ MORE

Patrick Schwarenegger Playing the Vagina Field And Shit Around The Web

March 16, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Patrick Schwarzenegger might be stepping out on Miley Cyrus. He was spotted getting intimate with some random party chick in Cabo. It’s possible the couple have a hall pass relationship, with Schwarzenegger choosing ‘girls who don’t look like marmosets’ for his... READ MORE

Madonna Used To Fuck Tupac And Shit Around The Web

March 13, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

It came out today that dessicated crone Madonna used to bump nasties with Tupac Shakur. This throws a whole new theory into play about Tupac’s death. Namely, that he killed himself after seeing her weird Detroit pussy. Read all... READ MORE

Rush Limbaugh Knows Rap And Shit Around The Web

March 12, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Rush Limbaugh suggested Kanye West make a platinum selling single out of the Oklahoma University SAE n-bomb rant since rappers drop the n-bomb all the time in their music. Nothing’s funnier than addressing a twenty-year running double standard and applying... READ MORE